f*** right off. Unless it's Berwick.
And Stranraer - further south than NUFC, geography fans. (Seriously, no need for the Old Firm in England. It would be.....carnage. On both sides.)
Stranraer is still north of the border though, Berwick isn't. If you allow Stranraer in because it's further south than Newcastle then your then have the same argument for Annan athletic and Queen of the South.
Wouldn't be a very long argument since neither of those are south of Newcastle.