Wullie

Don't think pitch invasions are any more common than they were when I was growing up, probably less tbh. It's certainly not a modern phenomenon.

They looked like they were going to do it quite comfortably with the fixtures they had left until that Monday night game against Palace when they were absolutely diabolical and got thumped.

Something really depressing about this kind of performative outrage.

Ollie Hawkins 8/1 again on Wednesday with 365.

Must be donkey's years since we've dominated a Premier League game like that from start to finish, and against Arsenal with everything to play for. Remarkable.

MLS is bloody great. A lot of the refs are mad, the same players get booked every week and the bookies don't adjust the prices. I've had at least 4 trebles up this season and it only started in January. Not sure if I've got a single one up in the PL all season.

It's all done through Opta but the definitions are so contentious. Final card count in the Levante Alaves game 8-6

I've only just seen this tackle, fucking HELL. That was £200 for me, absolutely outrageous, WTF.

Matty Longstaff to score and Hawkins booking - 50/1

Interestingly, the Mansfield keeper, Bishop, is not on the list at all. Do they think Hawkins is the goalkeeper?

This is a really bizarre misprice. Only one player in L2 has been booked more than Hawkins.

No luck the other night but thought I'd see if 365 still have Duarte overpriced for tomorrow. 4/6 think I'll pass.

Love this:

Obviously I'm annoyed as I put this on but I'd feel slightly peeved as a Spurs fan at this second half. They'll never have a better chance to absolutely humiliate Arsenal and they've just passed it between their centre halves.

Spurs to score 5+, 5/2 seems too big to me.

Interestingly (if you're me) the player with the record for the fixture is Lamela. 10 PL NL derbies, 7 yellows and a red (and in 2 of the 3 non-booked derbies he only played a total of 16 minutes).

I was having a look earlier, he's played 12 times vs Spurs and had 6 bookings so anything above evens is decent value. 365 offering 8/13

Ruben Duarte is well overpriced for Alaves with 365. They have him 13/2, Betfair 13/8. Game just kicked off. Has 11 in 28 this season.

Should have had the double on 0 cards.

Surprisingly big team card prices (365) in the Barca-Celta game tonight, some stats: Barca have received 2+ cards in 8 of their last 10, and 3+ in 5/10. Celta 2+ 7/10 and 3+ 4/10 Last 4 meetings between the sides have finished: 6-4 3-2 (+1 red) 5-5 (+1 red) 4-3 Ref's last 5: 7Y 5Y 6Y1R 8Y2R (this was Celta) 6Y He's given 6 reds in his last 10 games Usually the prices in Spain for massive cardfests are pretty shit these days as they're commonplace, for example 5 cards each at Valencia tonight is 14/1. At Granada it's 18/1. The price for 5 each at Barca is an incredible 250/1. Other stuff I'll be having loose change on: Celta 5 Barca 3 - 40/1 Barca 5 Celta 3 - 40/1 4 each - 33/1 Card each in the first 10 - 130/1 3 each and a red in the game - 14/1 FH card each and 3 each - 10/1 There's nothing much to play for for either side which might be why the prices are elevated but that doesn't tend to matter a great deal in Spain in my experience, they're still way too big imo.

Cirkin should have been the first card, clattered someone after 5 mins but the ref let him have an early one, was a clear yellow.

Gone O'Nien, Windass and Gooch at 33s just before the break. Two are having a running battle and Gooch has already jumped into one ludicrous tackle and missed, he's also taking the piss with the time at throws.

Little apart from the most assists in the PL over the last two seasons.

Pickford going at 14/1 atm, far too big.