Wullie

He's absolute top drawer.

The average time with the ball for a player in a game is less than two minutes, and frequently much less depending on position. We talk about players being fantastic all day but that's bollocks really, it's what they do in those brief moments with the ball that matters, and moreso with pure attacking wide players like HBA. If you're saying that a game like Bolton at home, which was fairly dire across the board until Ben Arfa does something extraordinary late on, is evidence that he's not able to influence games consistently, that to me is a completely warped view of the way football works. Productivity in attacking areas trumps everything else when you play in that position. Given the consistently negative tactics, some of the players he's had to play with, the fact he was usually only given 3 or 4 games at a time and generally only about 15 games a season, his productivity at NUFC has been extremely impressive.

Seems canny unfair to have a go at a flair player for not performing for 90 minutes when the manager has explicitly instructed the entire team to bore everyone into a coma every single game until at least an hour has gone, but maybe that's just me. Thank God we've got Colback. There's a lad who can consistently bore everyone to tears as per his manager's instructions.

Morons , but they have a point. I only saw him have about 3/4 consistently good games and I go to most What a load of crap tgarve. He really didn't have that many good games. 3 or 4 you reckon?

You must go to the match with a blindfold on.

Morons , but they have a point. I only saw him have about 3/4 consistently good games and I go to most What does that mean, "3/4 consistently good games?"

Fuck's sake.

Get in.

Marlon Harewood's not looking too slender on BBC2 like.

Bradford.

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Football's jumped the shark even more than The Simpsons.

I'm getting behind no-one. They can all go fuck themselves.

Loyalty points have been wiped from people who didn't renew. Swear to God, I will dance on Alan Pardew's fucking grave.

Standard.

There seems to be some sort of misguided belief that because he makes a few good saves now and then and isn’t throwing the ball over his own line, that he’s worth his place as a substitute Premier League goalkeeper. Here is some breaking news: goalkeepers who play in League Two also make very good saves on a regular basis. It’s sort of the main job of being a goalkeeper. The chance of even making it into non-league without being able to do that much is next to nil. League Two keepers also don’t necessarily make catastrophic errors on a game-by-game basis. There are lots of facets to a goalkeeper’s game and Elliot is laughably far from the standard required. He is here because he is mates with the manager and that cretin Woodman.

No keeper in the world could have saved that. Fact.

Imagine being surprised that Gouffran has come back in. I've been more surprised by it getting dark in the evening. Frankly anyone who wasn't fully aware that would happen shouldn't be allowed outside for their own safety.

Hull into the relegation zone with a trip to Goodison to come tomorrow. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01014/Bagpus-460_1014270c.jpg "Maybe you should stop messing Ben Arfa around like your mate did, you stupid fat prick?"

Absolute drivel.

Cisse's gone back to being shit after going back to full training with the Three Stooges? This has come as a complete surprise to me.

Rob Elliot What a fucking fat mess.