Wullie

Do you think its fine for him to refuse to play (if it is true)? I think the club have been like a market trader all summer trying to get rid of him and I think they create a smear campaign whenever a player leaves to make them look hard done to.

The rage at the player. You lot never learn.

Sounds like I missed absolutely fuck all. Went to the Oxford Foodie Festival instead, had s cracking paella and got some good BBQ curry tips. Very glad I didn't waste my day watching Pardew's excuse for a football team.

UV, bloody hell, there's a triumphant return.

Can't believe we weren't in for Sinclair, actually I can fully believe it, fucking ridiculous.

That's part of it, the other is that Pardew loves a tackle because he doesn't really have any idea how to set a team up to press properly. If you do that effectively, you shouldn't have to do much tackling at all. We are absolutely fucking hopeless at it, incredibly poor.

It's just a job to these guys, simples Well I've got a face like a smacked arse when I've had a shocker at work, so it's even worse. That's one of the reasons Hatem's happy here, tbh. Worshipped across the board no matter how he or the rest of the team plays. I've said this before, one of the main positives, apparently, of Pardew is that HBA really likes him. Yeah, cos he gets to go to France for a month every time he has a knock and can apparently eat what he wants to. Fuck all to do with performance. My favourite managers at work are the ones that let me have leave and don't moan when I'm on my phone when I'm meant to be working.

Hopefully he's on his way to Dignitas. :lol: Quality.

Surprised he didn't leap out the plane with the drinks trolley and the only parachute.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/s_rPrhTx0vU/0.jpg Alan suspected Joe had been drinking.

Jesus Christ. Fucking skanky senile old cunt.

Share price was 36p when he took over at NUFC, today it's £6.34.

Yep. He'll mention their money as if that excuses not closing them down or doing anything other than stand in awe.

Exact same score as last season.

I'd have been far more surprised if we'd put up any sort of fight, in fact I'd have been absolutely fucking astonished.

My Everton mate just text me: "Not sure what has gone on here after a good pre-season. It's almost like Man City operate on a completely different level to St Mirren" Preparation.

Yes.

The TV deal money. Lazy cunt.

The problem is the players seem to have predicted we'd get humped too, so didn't bother making an effort. Predicted? The manager's been telling them and us all last week.

Yep and the players knew it at the start of the year. It was fucking obvious they'd play like this tonight.

Just fucking get it over with so I can watch Coronation Street.

This is why I've been dreading this night since May, the return of ruined nights and bad moods. Fucking hate football.

Should get ourselves a conditioning coach.

So what we're watching is the ones who were in the right frame of mind? Fuck me, I think I'd take my chances.