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They mentioned that he'd been on bail on the Guardian football podcast so it was in an official police statement somewhere.

Celtic have just signed a Croat and he's taken 88 as well.

What's the significance?

The amount of people who still pay Ashley money to go to matches that are on Twitter saying "if he had any self respect Bruce would walk!" is laugh out loud funny.

Christ Barcelona look in a right state now.

First ever finally @Village Idiot

Drinkwater fascinates me tbh, he's had such a weird career.

Bit of Mike Dean bingo: Fred/Pogba/Traore 110/1 Shaw/Semedo/Neves 55/1 Moutinho/AWB/Maguire 75/1

7/1 with 365 was absolutely insane. Got a small double up with Etobo, annoyed Kane hasn't scored, would have been another.

Skipp/Westwood 43/1

Had no idea Cutrone was at Empoli, his career's fallen off a bit of a cliff.

Martin Jol was sacked at half time for Spurs, during a UEFA Cup match iirc.

Aye, red is always 2, a player getting 2 yellows counts as 3.

I took Arsenal under 5 cards on my bloody bet builder for a tiny odds boost as Atkinson is reffing.

It's as clear a red card as you'll see.

I've got Walker/Cedric/Kolasinac at 95/1. Can't see Walker getting one sadly given how shit Arsenal look. Thought Saka was going to be down his side.

Splitting the minnows like Spurs into the Conference thing has instantly made that competition look absolutely class.

Liverpool sell their youth players all the time, the difference is that they get £20m for them after they've made 3 sub appearances. We have a remarkable knack of selling promise for peanuts.

NUFC still running this con I see. It still works I suppose so why not?

There's not many clubs any of these top players can sign for. The only options are ever the same 5 or 6 clubs.

I'm going to see a one man show next week, both of them are really funny.

Sure, they're the dominant force. But calling it a one team league when they didn't even win it last season is ludicrous.

A one team league that they're not the champions of?

The September international break is the worst week in football.