Wullie

Why? Cos he's sure to get booked sooner or later and he's on 4, I'd rather lose him for Fulham at home than Bolton away or Chelsea where we will really need him.

Smashing. Three points and a late Tiote yellow card please.

What you running, a DX2-66? http://popdose.com/wp-content/uploads/homer-goes-to-college21.png

He's barred from all his locals? http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/2008/12/17/footballers-cattermole-and-bates-given-pub-ban-84229-22496981/

Worthy skipper of that club.

Brighton and hove albion.

Fucking hell. Mind I didn't even rate Simpson prior to the last three games and I'd still rather have him than that mug Johnson so anything's possible.

Fuck off.

gazza and before him waddle and beardsley (for us older folk) Aye I was thinking Gazza would be the last but before my time.

Don't think I've ever known a young NUFC player (or any NUFC player really) be the subject of so much hype.

Canny easy not to offer an opinion and just stick to criticizing other people's though isn't it?

He did go through a spell after Christmas where he looked like making a mistake every time the ball came near him, let's not rewrite history. Him and Bassong were solid up until then though. Suffered like Boumsong did (against Man Utd) from a horrendous error after which he just seemed to collapse (Ronaldo says Chelsea, I'll take his word for it since I can't remember), thankfully he got the chance to recover from it at a lower level and really learn the English game.

Dead cert imo. Mike Williamson too.

Said before that at least Chelsea kept Lampard and Terry and I think that retained a little bit of their soul as a club, particularly the latter, but Man City have just had the heart totally ripped out of them imo. I fucking hate Mike Ashley but that aside, if I could have a billionaire come in tomorrow and he said he'd replace Carroll with Torres, Enrique with Ashley Cole, Tiote with Sneijder and Krul with Buffon, do you know what? I'll stick with what I've got, cheers.

Does he drive a lot and say "well done your team" a lot? How did you guess?

In a nutshell. So when should we change the team? When we have to? I think Tiote should get himself booked on Wednesday night for a start.

In a nutshell.

Glad someone said it. Excellent player mind. Fantastic footballer but I think it was kicking Tim Krul who'd just skinned him that did for me. Wanker.

I used to really like Tevez when he was at West Ham and even Man Utd when he seemed humble and honest and seemed to play for the love of the game. Now I just think he's a cunt.

One at work today told me Cattermole's wasn't deliberate handball, he'd just been leaning on the post.

Sick to death of hearing Bagpuss say "our record signing, our record signing" - we were paying that 15 year ago, you saggy faced cunt.

I said Horswill's fucking retarded but I quite liked Gates.

Horswill's fucking retarded. I used to quite like Eric Gates though, told it how it was which is why Murray banned him.

94% pass completion definitely doesn't remind me of Amdy Faye.

Joey Barton's going to need a bigger noticeboard. Painfully transparent what they're doing, trying to strike at the heart of the side and upset the team spirit of which Nolan is such a huge part. He's such a nice bloke as well, how the fuck is trying to split him and his wife up journalism? Disgusting parasites. The club were quick enough to ban the Mail for slagging them off, I'd like to see them stand up for the club captain and pull the plug on these cunts.