Wullie

Decent group that I reckon.

How the fuck can anyone hate Shepherd more than Ashley? Looney tunes if you ask me.

I'd worship at the feet of Graeme Souness before I thought of swerving if Ashley was crossing the road.

We're not that well organised. Harper and Krul have both had to make two very good saves each today and we've cleared off the line at least twice too. In terms of finishing we're ridiculously far ahead of the majority.

Annoying though because we still struggle - we can't keep the fucking ball for a start. Luckily we have the best collection of goalscorers in the league and the best collection of goalkeepers in the league and that's what makes the difference more or less every week.

I tend to wait for Monday on the BBC website where you tend to get more extensive highlights and you don't have to listen to Steve Claridge spouting shite.

People who ring you up "I'm going to the football on Saturday, where should I sit?"

did he play upfront, or mainly as a winger Up top. Good cross for the third goal though.

Doesn't say that does it, just admitting they've always been the same. Ah, I read it as we used to do it to our own etc Ah right yeah, you could read it like that actually.

Ran out of petrol apparently, stupid cunt.

Doesn't say that does it, just admitting they've always been the same.

Absolute peach of a cross with his left foot for Lovenkrand's goal today.

The SMB are deleting anyone mentioning Bent's Twitter post.

I was pleased with the sponsors getting the MOTM correct for a change. Coloccini a total cut above, you knew the Swansea attack was over when the ball went anywhere near him.

Bit like taking her to the Arctic Circle and then complaining when she's a bit nippy. Of course she's going to get racially abused there, those people aren't human beings. Still remember them giving it the monkey noises at Shola when he played for England U-21s at the SOS. Sub-human scum.

Got very sloppy second half, 3-0 flattered them after 35 minutes but us at full time. Harper and Krul have had to make at least two brilliant saves each and they had two or three somehow cleared off the line. They were 4th going into the game though to be fair and you can't knock a 3-0 win. We played some excellent stuff in the opening stages, wish we'd given them a real pasting though.

Superb stuff so far, need to keep it up though, let's not sit back. Want to see Pancrate, Lua Lua and Ranger given at least 20 minutes each ideally.

Fucking get in, £70, a rare win. Liverpool, Barca, Arsenal, Leeds, Colchester, Norwich and Charlton.

Hello...

Please Leeds United, fucking please.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7309369.stm A mere 18 months ago. Party at Ashley's tonight.

That's nice mate, nothing like separating football from real life eh? Tbh if this were Mike Ashley in the same position, I'd be hoping for a power cut in the hospital at the critical moment, in fact I'd be cutting the power cable myself. I hold no ill will towards Fat Sam though, hope he makes a full recovery.

It's obviously the fault of the fans that nobody wanted to buy a club nailed on to get relegated. Twats.