Wullie

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Probably because he's just realised his iPhone is missing.

Ashley Cole's face!

Said the Spurs fan.

Cheers gimp.

Can someone paste the sun story into the thread please?

FWIW I think that'll help rather than hinder us. We tend to do ok at home when teams actually come to play football.

Our next three games are all very winnable, we have by far the best run-in of all the clubs involved. It's absolutely amazing that we're still in a good position to get out of this. If the players fuck this opportunity up, they want fucking shooting.

There's absolutely no doubt that if we do go down, we fully deserve it. Teams are doing us favours left, right and centre and we have no more excuses. We could be out of the drop zone by this time next week.

Brad Jones is dodgy as fuck as well.

I wouldn't brake if I saw him crossing the street. So no.

We've got too many "experienced" heads who are a waste of space. A combined Newcastle/Boro squad would probably do quite well.

I'm not really in touch with what the Boro fans think as I don't spend much time down there anymore and I don't listen to the Legends now but my mate has been saying for ages that Southgate's had far too much support from the crowd and there haven't been enough people on his back which is probably fair comment. I think if Gibson had done a Blackburn/Pompey and binned him for someone with a bit more experience and nouse, you might have gotten out of it. Same for us, obviously we've gone for a new manager but we still left it disgracefully late to bin Kinnear and that was only because the bugger keeled over.

He's in my fantasy team too. I've kept him in because I'm afraid if I take him out, he'll keep you up. Our problem is that we're largely made up of big names who will easily get another Premiership gig despite all being absolutely hopeless and the few we have who are not will be snapped up. It's difficult to see who we would a) want to keep hold of and b) be able to. Of the first team squad, apart from Harper, Bassong, Beye and Enrique (maybe Carroll and Guthrie too), they can all fuck off for me.

Lovenkrands has looked ok up front and obviously notched a couple but every time he's been out wide, he's been garbage.

We have adidas, we could soon have O'Neills. Nothing wrong with O'Neills. They make the GAA tops in Ireland and they are class. I think i know someone who would agree with you, he's Irish n'all come to think of it. Haven't seen him on these boards for a while though. He left about a minute before you arrived, funnily enough. Who said I was Irish? My dad says thanks for Shallow Grave.

I honestly fancied Boro to do really well this season and said so on here, can't believe how shit you've been. You can pretty much pinpoint it to the form of Alves though, who did well last season but must now go down as one of the worst signings in Premiership history. Have you still got that "Boro Goal Machine" banner?

I really think whoever wins next Monday has a great chance of getting out of it. I also think it'll be a draw and we'll both end up sinking. My best mate's a Boro fan so if we go, I desperately want to take them with us (though even better would be to both survive and send Hull and the mackems down).

I admire his formation/selection switching. He's desperately trying to get something out of these players, ok he's failing but he'd fail anyway if he sent out Taylor/Nolan/Butt/Duff/Owen etc in a 4-4-2 like we have all season.

Hmm. On that note, I reckon the Fulham game could practically be a full away end of mackems.

There's plenty to look forward to but far more to worry about unfortunately. We're very ill-prepared for relegation in the same way that Leeds were.

Get the fuck outta here!

Just gone through my Bet365 account, I'm going to be £300 up if we go down.

Great chance missed by Jo.