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So we agree that both Simmo and Wiliamson are sh*t. I thought we actually lost the game in midfield.. how many 2nd ball did we win ?

I honestly don't know what people expect when he receives the ball with back to goal in his own half, with three men on him. He's misplaced at the moment. It's harsh to call him poor when he's not being allowed to play his own game at the moment. Pardew said it's "his world" when he's got the ball, but the boss hasn't allowed it to be having restricted him by a deeper position. If there's 3 men on him,there must be at least 2 in space... oh wait.. Simmo, Williamson, Obertan

Our very own Jimmy Savile

He deserves some credit for placing the ball on the ground and turning away from the ref before losing the plot.... but clearly not in the eyes of Red Webb.

Mackem

Be honest, was that really worth posting ? Not even worthy of a dirty Mackem.

As fun as it is ripping the pi** out of the inbred 'tards I'd like to propose a newcastle-online.org blackout for a week starting now. If nothing else, it will give us yet more bragging rights... they post about us, we don't post about them. First reply gets .. and I fully expect one, but shall nevertheless be dissapointed. Be strong !

Looks more like Mats Hummels tbf Alistair McGowan-esque

Around the head with a baseball bat ?

You sure he wasn't dogging? Is that a ruff guess ?

Another massive bank account systematically built by NUFC. I'd take it

AFAIK when it becomes detached ie he's done his ACL, then it's a rebuild with tissue from elsewhere. Out for most of the season

Thats class no... that's mackematics.. 1+1=1

We've had nothing but turbo-shit in our buys from Manure and Chelski ... when will we ever learn ?

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king

*uck Off ! They won 200% more away games than Fulham. and of course won 57% less at home. I'm somewhat annoyed at being drawn into the sadness that is the Spackems, it's no longer a contest. It would be deemed cruelty in any other sphere.

"This is a man who has played more than 500 professional matches at the age of 26 and claims to have never allowed a drop of alcohol to pass his lips. What imperious puritan resolve!" Smifffy was also tee-total.. and he was shi* too. Gazza/Best/Greaves/McGrath/Robson/Adams/Whiteside/Supermac/Bowles/Merson(oops) all drank like fish and look how good they were. So which came first, the chicken or the egg ? ( if you get my drift)

So Parker was our equal best player ? Foxtrot Oscar... not even one pirouette.

Quality... and there was me thinking I'll only look to see which tw*t has bumped that fu*ing thread again

Response to the fairly recent 5-0 and 4-0 were nothing short of remarkable.We can't win every game and he has made mistakes, but he's clearly got something about him to inspire the same players to move on. He'd make a pretty tasty golfer. But he'll always be a Cockney *anker

He was when he tried to do anything with the ball. As a CH, he was excellent. job done.

Bonus point if it's a Cockney *anker.. on 2nd thoughts bonus point if it's a Cockney Highly likely as i'm in Essex. Nah.. them's Mockneys

Bonus point if it's a Cockney *anker.. on 2nd thoughts bonus point if it's a Cockney

Yee..fugging Haa Deep joy.

36 from 12, but don't forget the bakers dozen