DubblyDubblyDubbly

You might also want to change your avatar, 'cos he never even made it to the grandest stage.... choker

15-love

I'd take 40 for Ba.. cos he's better than Carroll, and 60 for Cisse..... on 2nd thoughts.... Fu** O**

Paddy Power had him on a special 3-1 to score today.. like taking sweeties from a bairn.

Fu** the Fu**ing Fu**ers, Boll** to the C**ts. Incompetent .. or corrupt....I prefer the former. Until the stakeholders ( aka supporters) get a say, then nowt will change. As Tele has the say, we're stuck with what we have.

Fu** that... YES

His sig... written so it looks like they've won twice what they actually have... Old division 1 winners: 1891/1892 1892/1893 1894/1895 1901/1902 1912/1913 1935/1936 Football League Championship winners: 2004/2005 FA Cup winners: 1936/1937 1972/1973 Charity Shield winners: 1901/1902 1936/1937

Good lad. Sigs are going back on. Ignore Ali, he's probably the sort who still goes to the hoppins to gawk at the lady with three tits in the freakshow tent. Next sig sorted. Just make sure they're not dolphins

Just needs 4 words to sum him up..Simpson equals Fatty Carr.

Lawro sounds suicidal on R5

I was wrong.. Simmo

I predict Williamson costs us this game.. having a bigger mare than usual.

GTFI

Right... that's me voted.... just need someone to vote for Kadar and Obertan is Billy Nomates

When a man is tired of London creating collective nouns for Mackems, he is tired of life

in the ladies end.... a munter of mackems

A menagerie of mackems

A sputum of mackems A mucus of mackems A coprolite of mackems A meltdown of mackems

nee offence to Skirge like but I knew it was horrible...not strictly a collective noun, but fitting. so a skirge of mackems

:lol: Its mental how different they sound, were only separated by a few miles, its like they do it on purpose or something. It's their elocution lessons...compulsory at skewl

Canny tune... but bollox.. Played: 145 Won: 53 Drawn: 46 Lost: 46 For:219 Against: 212

From the BBC Match Preview... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16884811 "Can I look into my crystal ball here and ask a cheeky question: will Alan Pardew be the next manager of Tottenham Hotspur? The 'Harry Redknapp for England' bandwagon is going to take some stopping now and everything he has said over the last couple of years suggests that Redknapp will push for an amicable way out of White Hart Lane to take the England job once the season is over. England have only one friendly arranged between now and the end of the Premier League season, and Stuart Pearce is filling the gap for that game against the Dutch. Redknapp could be named as successor whilst continuing at Spurs for now, knowing that he can move seamlessly from one job to the other in time for the friendly in Norway on 26 May, followed by the European Championship. So where would that leave Spurs? There would certainly be a scramble across Europe to take over such a squad but, like the FA, I feel they have had their fill of foreign managers. Christian Gross, Jacques Santini and Juande Ramos were all derided; Martin Jol was popular but not quite successful enough. No, I am pretty sure the next Tottenham manager will be British. He will need to possess a successful CV without having his best years behind him. He will need to have shown that he can work under intense pressure and win over a public who, unhappy at the loss of his predecessor, may not immediately be on his side. I might as well be writing Alan Pardew's CV. He even played for Spurs. Before you tell me I am talking nonsense, yes he did. He played four times in the Intertoto Cup of 1995, having just been released by Charlton and before joining Barnet. What you may not find on his CV was that one of those games was Spurs' record defeat, 8-0 at Cologne! If all that were to happen, then who next for Newcastle? What's Fabio Capello up to? Only joking - I think! I am really looking forward to this game. Both Tottenham and Newcastle are enjoying marvellous seasons and the atmosphere after such a tumultuous week for Redknapp should be one to savour. The only prediction I am willing to make is that, whilst I am wearing 10 layers of thermals on the gantry, the Geordie fan with the Tyne Bridge tattooed on his belly will be going topless! " WTF has this bollox got to do with the match ?

Take away the crossing defect and you've got Beckham !

Strangely familiar !

Snap his leg or the cnut .. and anyone else who does it