Magpie

It's his second game back for fuck sake!!! Mate's texting me saying shite, take £15m for him. Fuck off you retard! Un-fucking-real.

Thank fuck, serious issues if it was tactical!

Kinda shows Bent up eh?

Chris Foy, utter fucking shit.

That HAD to be handball!!

Why the shouting cheat? It was blatant. Horrible cunts.

And Marseille!!!

Plzen!!!!

Not a red.

Not making any case for anybody, just stating the facts. Ryan Taylor is a better all round player than Enrique that's for sure. POTY!

Neville agreeing on MNF that it was a yellow for Luiz. Wanker.

I'd rather play Perch and Simpson than risk Colo getting injured for longer, just not worth the risk unless he's 100%. We've already lost Saylor long term, we can't afford to lose Colo long term too.

I know it sounds fucking ridiculous, infact is ridiculous, but the thought of starting with Simpson and Perch at the back even against Norwich fills me with dread.

Alan Smith at centre half? Obviously a disaster waiting to happen but possibly some leadership and authority at the back? Also am I right in thinking Gosling can play there? Seen a few people on FB saying he can?!!?

FUCKING LOVE OWT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheating fucking cunt!

Cracking clearance from Ward!

Its like the summer transfer window all over again. Sweet fucking god. Words can not actually describe how incredibly stupid these fuckers really are.

I'll go with: Ukraine Us Croatia Czechs

HAHAHAHAHA Absolutely creased at that!!

Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp says he expects his team to be eliminated from the Europa League after their final group game in two weeks' time. Spurs lost 2-1 at home to PAOK Salonika of Greece on Wednesday night and now need other results to go in their favour to make the knock-out stages. "I am disappointed now because we are not going to be in the last 32," Redknapp said. "I wanted to stay in the competition but it wasn't to be." Utter, utter tripe from celeriac face. Should be fined and banned from all European competition. He's treated it worse than the Carling cup.

Mate text me a joke about it today. Simply reply: 'cunt'

Is this for fucking real?? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=648944

This, never EVER got over it.

Bastard!