Big Geordie

Don't know if Giggs or not; The Mackems are coming,bolt all your doors Hide all your jewellery under the floor Zip up your pockets, keep everything tight From a busload of thieves from the Stadium of Shite They'll climb in your garden and rifle your bins They live on Pot Noodles and leftover things They'll break through a window and steal all your goods Then back to the camp in Pennywell woods Shellsuits are fashion down 5under1and way Brighthouse your saviour with 5 years to pay You wash in the Wear and struggle to cope You don't understand the reason for soap Your women are grannies when they reach twenty-nine Your dream holiday is a day on the Tyne You look in the mirror and think 'what a mess' And sleep with your brother in his matalan dress.

Aye - heard him talking about Hibs on 606 before and he also goes to watch Scotland games for some bizarre reason. I seem to remember him ripping the piss when SBR passed away and he's also had a go at Supermac, over his alcoholism. Blind or not - it's the behaviour of a cunt.

Pardew will play Perez wide right tomorrow, to accomodate Cisse.

Grantham 1 Blyth 7

Grantham 1 Blyth 6 Dan Maguire with his 2nd.

Big clubs getting dodgy decisions again eh? Man City get one earlier and now their neighbours. Southampton 2 Everton 0 Pelle

Grantham 1 Blyth 5 Spartans on fire at the moment.

QPR 2 West Brom 2 Austin with his 2nd

Granthan 1 Blyth 3 HT

Southampton 1 Everton 0 Fonte

Spurs 2 Burnley 1 Lamela

Grantham 0 Blyth 2

Spurs 1 Burnley 1 Barnes

West Ham 1 Leicester 0 Carroll

QPR 1 West Brom 2 Austin (pen)

Spurs 1 Burnley 0 Kane

QPR 0 West Brom 2 Varella (sp?)

Villa 1 Man United 0 Benteke with a belter.

Swansea 1 Hull 0 Shelvey

Is that the blind one? Aye. Bit of a cockwomble by all accounts. Even their lot don't like him much!

'Macca' on TS at the moment.

Cisse was supposed to be ill. Not that his playing would have made any difference.

Usual rubbish from the charlatan of a manager. Needs calling out on this.

And? He's, at least in some sense, on the payroll. Mention it next time you're on it. I'll try and get on tomorrow night, Ronaldo. We'll see.