Big Geordie

No way Benitez would come and work for Ashley. The man has ambition for a start! Garde or Ketsbia maintaining my interest at the moment, after McLaren has seemed to rule himself out.

Can someone tweet Sissoko being in Paris, to George Caulkin/Simon Bird?

Well, we all know he doesn't like being called nasty names. Deserves everything that he gets.

I can't believe how desperate the pair of you are, man. Not at all, man. She's just really canny and very approachable. She speaks so highly of Newcastle and the people that live here.

I've tagged Mrs K into the article. She says 'he'd love to be manager - we'll just have to wait and see'. It's as much as she is giving away at the moment.

Ketsbia Would be a very interesting appointment, given the good work he did in Cyprus. Not sure Ashley would want him though - we'll see.

Makes you wonder if there is anything the football authorities (as toothless as they are) can do with regards to what Ashley is doing, because it's hardly 'sport' - it's not even entertainment, FFS.

On - by a yard.

God help us if he gets the gig, but unfortunately - he's probably done himself the power of good today. Reeks of the Richard Dinnis business.

Have thoroughly enjoyed my afternoon at Blyth, watching a club with ambition, having a real go against a side 6 leagues above them. Wasn't to be for Blyth but they have it their best shot. Puts all at newcastle United to shame. I feel for the 5000 that went down. Piss ripped out of you's again. Still though - Ashley will be happy and I bet carver has just bagged himself the managers job.

Pardew and Ashley apologists still doing the rounds on FB. Owner has done a proper job.

Oh yes!

The Palace fans in a few months; http://abload.de/img/cfdsfdsgfhfdburlz.gif

Happy Days!

Brilliant. The bullshit down there is starting too.

’equipe are apparently saying that we have opened talks to sell Sissoko to Arsenal. I hope it's untrue, but knowing Ashley....... might be the only way we get some investment in the team

Good 'opportunity' to sack off the Leciester game on Saturday now, given all of the doubt in the club at the moment. Ashley will be happy enough with that.

Feel for the kid, because he's clearly not ready and has been thrown to the wolves out of necessity.

Rang Total Sport. Will see if they ring back tonight - I have been on twice in a week.

Some boos at FT. Shows that Carver isn't the man for the job full time. We are so poor defensively. Desperate need for a new quality centre-back. Williamson is a liability now.

Got to say - Burnley deserve something from the game.

3-3

Sissoko!

We are so gonna lose this now.