BottledDog

Rather Simpson stayed where he should and Kadar or Ferguson on the left.

It's been asked a million times, but has anyone got a clue why Kadar has disappeared off the face of the planet?

It seems absolutely mental unless they have a clause saying that if he plays over 15 games this season let's say, they are obliged to buy him for an obscene amount.

It was hard enough watching, reading, even hearing about the last season with Carroll, and seeing Jose play for them will hurt for a good while yet. The big club comment was as you say completely unnecessary. And here endeth the thread.

Pardon?

GET HIM TO THE CHOPPER! http://www.unit27music.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/ahnold.jpg DO IT NOW!!!

Agreed, quite an unnecessarily dickish thing to say.

Any link for this? All over Twitter (links as well). Fancy posting a link then?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! http://www.lolbrary.com/lolpics/870/heya-guys-noooooo-4870.gif Dreams crushed.

Ouch http://www.oleole.com/media/main/images/member_photos/group1/subgrp137/ouch_112843.jpg Thanks for that Jose.

What do Man City get from this? Fail enough loan him for a season, drum up some interest, but honestly another? Think they should have just cut their losses and er... done a Xisco and sent him our way.

Absolutely delighted we now have this side sorted for the foreign lads, can remember some absolute horror stories from previous signings.

How do you phase players out on a 4 year contract at 50k a week? Nolan as a squad player? Are you for real? He had 2 years left on his contract, there's no reason we couldn't have went into the season with him on his present deal if we'd just treated him with a bit of respect and told him the situation. But yeah fair enough, lets replace a proven Premier League goalscorer with someone who's never played in the Premier League and hope for the best. If you can't grasp the idea of phasing a senior player out gradually rather than just getting rid and taking a big risk on his replacement then fair enough. I thought he wanted a longer contract? Otherwise what was stopping him staying here and fighting for his place? He wanted a long contract at this point in time specifically so that his kids would have settled schooling for the next few years. That was the deciding factor and why he'd move to the Championship for the security he was after. I don't think Interpolic has grasped this point, which is fair enough.

He didn't get what he needed at our club, Spanish recognition, and I think that ruled his decision far more than contract money, or the club not signing whatever he felt were big name players, which is a great shame, but has always been a problem for us. I hope the move helps him in that respect, and I have no doubt that it will. Outside of that, my only wish is that he and Carroll get to see their new team get hammered by us at every opportunity, tumble down the leagues and drop into the fiery pits of hell.

Sounds rather ominous. Weirdly, just a few minutes ago I read an article claiming that the thing about mass lemming suicides is a myth. To perpetuate said myth Walt Disney personally threw handfuls of them over a cliff and clapped with glee as they tumbled to their watery death. Its true (well, sort of), watch 'White Wilderness'.

Because like most footballers he is a big fat girls blouse who gets it waxed at the salon.....poof. I shave me bollocks so little bimps looks bigger though. Little bimps.

Presumably that we have no replacement for Enrique tied down yet. It might not be Pardews fault (almost certainly not), but it is a bit of a joke (wait... no... a monsterous fuck up) considering the warning we've had.

Yeah, think he should put in a transfer request now. Wouldn't begrudge him in the slightest. In fact, I think they should all go, and Pardew and his team as well, should never have come to us as we're totally shit. In fact, I think we should get rid of the club, total embarrassment to the city, wouldn't begrudge the demolition men in the slightest (though to be honest we're probably not good enough for them, they probably think we're small fry with our lop sided mess). In fact, fuck Newcastle full stop. If we can't persuade a left back to stay in the city rather than go to traditional giants like Liverpool waving wedge in his face and an unarguably greater chance of National recognition whether they're in Europe or not, we should just give up, burn it to the ground, and move to Wearside.

It begins.

God i hope not, bin dipper i work with think they are going to win everything the arrogant prat. Was watching a debate on Liverpool TV a week or so ago, and unsurprisingly not one of the 4 pundits/fans could contemplate them finishing outside the top two this season. Just can't stand them as a club, or collectively as a people. Arrogant, humourless, whiney, thieving cnuts.

100%? Hope that doesn't come back and bite him in the bollocks.

Pardew: "(Jose) replacement is ongoing as we speak. Need to put in place our backup plan now." Won't name names in public. I know we were prepared for it, but would it have killed us to hold off on him going until a replacement was all but tied down. If we don't sign someone by the weekend, that would be pretty fkn disappointing.

You so totally would have been a flagellant back in the day.

Would be fucking delighted to see them implode and go down. Fucking delighted. It's going to be really hard watching or hearing anything about them now they have 2 of my absolute favourite players.