Dokko

This thread has gone to pot and Arda hasn't even met up with Comolli yet!

Yeah when it happened, now they've been charged with it.

Well they rate Guthrie at £2m and we rate Milner at £9m, so they would be robbing us.

Don't be daft lad, Spears is 15, he wont be touching the first team for years. Can he legally even play at 15?

Who said he wants £120kpw? Fuking hell man, get a fuking grip, the lad would have settled on that last year for a monthly wage without question. He gets paid less than £10kpw, he wants what Milner & Zoggy get, £25kpw. he's worth it all day long.

hhhahahaa u know big club tha attracts big names and potential top4 and cup winners. yes they won something darn! a club that is feared after the top4 u know... '2nd tier' is what i call it. 'Bigness' is what my two year old would call it.

Surely that's too good to be true? Reckon so, but nice to see some papers putting the knife in on Manu and Fergie for a change.

Riise hours away from signing for Roma.

In terms of biggness??

France vs Italy tonight with one of them certain to go out? Sounds good.

Due back on the first, isn't he? He better fuking not be.

You big pricktease

Thought it was a new signing or KK landing at Newcastle airport.

Also another report saying that Fergie will walk if the club sell Ronaldo behind his back. (Can't find it though, was browsing this morning)

Where's that from fella? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/manchester_united/article4152494.ece Cristiano Ronaldo to submit transfer request Cristiano Ronaldo has confided to friends that he is prepared to do “whatever it takes” to engineer a transfer to Real Madrid this summer. Manchester United maintain that they will not sell their most prized asset under any circumstances, but Ronaldo is dismissive of his club's views and regards his planned world-record transfer to Real as an inevitability. Ronaldo appeared almost ambivalent about his future when, in a statement on June 4, he suggested that he would be happy to stay at United if no fee was agreed with Real, but the depth of his determination to leave Old Trafford is now becoming clear. A source close to the player said last night that he had made clear he would do everything in his power to persuade United to sell. That could mean anything from submitting a formal transfer request to refusing to report for pre-season training, but his next step will be to issue a further statement, outlining his intentions, as soon as Portugal's participation in the European Championship finals is over. The end of the tournament a week on Sunday - or Portugal's elimination, if that happens first - will trigger an escalation in the battle for Ronaldo, with Real planning to make a formal offer of about £60million. United maintain that they will not even consider negotiating with Real this summer, but Ronaldo appears unwilling to contemplate another season at Old Trafford. Sir Alex Ferguson has been convinced that Ronaldo is merely flirting with Real in the hope of securing a lucrative new contract, but, even if United offered the forward a significant advance on the £120,000-a-week deal that he signed only 16 months ago - something that they maintain they will not do - he would, in his present state of mind, reject it. He has been seduced not only by the riches on offer in Madrid, but also by the idea of playing for Real, whom he considers a bigger club than United, and by the lifestyle he would enjoy in Spain, having never been effusive about life in Manchester. Ronaldo will go on a three-week holiday immediately after Euro 2008 in the hope that a deal can be agreed while he is away, but, with United insistent that they will not sell, the likelihood remains that he will be required in Manchester for pre-season training in late July. The news yesterday that Fifa, the world governing body, will take no action against Real came as a further blow. United complained to Fifa last week over a series of public statements apparently expressing interest in Ronaldo. “No breach of contract appears to have occurred yet,” Fifa said in a statement. Regardless of Ronaldo's plans, Ferguson plans to strengthen the squad. A bid for Dimitar Berbatov, the Tottenham Hotspur forward, has been mooted, with Louis Saha likely to be sold or sent out on loan.

C. Ronaldo to hand in a transfer request after the Euro's.

Star trio set for Barca exit Ronaldinho, Eto'o and Deco all poised to move on New Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola says Ronaldinho, Samuel Eto'o and Deco are surplus to requirements at Camp Nou. Guardiola, who has replaced Frank Rijkaard as Barca boss, admits he is not currently planning on having the star trio in his squad next season. Ronaldinho is being chased by Manchester City, and has also been linked with a move to Chelsea following the appointment of former Brazil coach Luiz Felipe Scolari. Portuguese midfielder Deco has also been tipped to join Scolari at Stamford Bridge, but is also being considered by new Internazionale boss Jose Mourinho. Italian champions Inter and city rivals Milan have held an interest in Eto'o, with the Cameroon striker also a long-term target for several Premier League clubs. Though Guardiola has not ruled out keeping the three attack-minded players next season, he is leaning towards creating a new-look squad. Very high standard "All the players in the squad last season appeared to me to be of a very high standard," Guardiola told reporters. "With the technical secretary we are forming a new squad and Deco, Ronaldinho and Eto'o are not in our minds, but we will see how it goes. "If Ronaldinho sincerely wants to be the player that he was again then he can be here. But the situation has deteriorated and the plan now is to create a strong squad." Guardiola also revealed he will have the final say over who leaves or signs, despite technical secretary Txiki Beguiristain working away on potential arrivals. No.9 needed "We are looking for an out-and-out striker that can score 60 goals a season," he joked. "Well, we want a No.9, we need one to complement Henry and Bojan. "We want three up there competing and some of the names in the papers have been very good. "We know clearly who we want to sign and the names of those that will leave, but I am not going to say those names. "In pre-season, six or seven players will come up from the B team and see how they do. I am the one who decides which players come and go, that is down to me."

Official apparently: Paul-Jose Mpoku to the spuds.

Thank god for our little jailbait hunter eh?

http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?action=profile;u=5771;sa=showPosts;start=275 The fuck you were laughed at. You said sweet fuck all about the Smith signing at the time and weren't even registered when Duff signed. Any other "facts" you'd like to dream up so you can play the "I told you so" game? This MaetihS lad slates Taylor, need i say more?

If Ronaldinho came here he'd excite us no end. Don't try and make out anything different. It all depends on the circumstances is my point. If it took KK hiding out in steam rooms in Brazil to get his attention along with £200,000 a week then I would be concerned about how he would perform when he arrived. If we signed him just for him to continue his recent trends at Barca of being fat and unfit while giving the odd fancy flick and stepover, I wouldn't be impressed. I'm sure most clubs/players/agents meet in a restaurant and have a meal, but fulfil your gay fantasies if you want mate.

If Ronaldinho came here he'd excite us no end. Don't try and make out anything different. But if you want more loyal fat cloggers then that's up to you. And you never know, Scarlett might get excited by our passion and the size of our crowd.

Because when he gets back things are supposed to happen. Simply really, those things would have been happening if he was here. When he gets back, others are also getting back. Do you think Keegan could have signed David Bentley had he not gone away? Because Bentley's currently in Marbella. Why Bentley as an example? A player hunting CL football. If we were to have ANY chance of signing him KK would have to be face to face doing his stuff. KK could possibly fly to Marbella to seek out Bentley if he were interested, but really Bentley is never going to be interested in this club the state its in. Flown to Marbella to seek him out?!!! That just reeks of desperation and would most likely put the dude off. KK would come across as a freakin' stalker! Never come across as being too needy. Make sure you remember that. Will help you out with the chicks too. mackems.gif Because when he gets back things are supposed to happen. Simply really, those things would have been happening if he was here. When he gets back, others are also getting back. Do you think Keegan could have signed David Bentley had he not gone away? Because Bentley's currently in Marbella. Why Bentley as an example? A player hunting CL football. If we were to have ANY chance of signing him KK would have to be face to face doing his stuff. KK could possibly fly to Marbella to seek out Bentley if he were interested, but really Bentley is never going to be interested in this club the state its in. Flown to Marbella to seek him out?!!! That just reeks of desperation and would most likely put the dude off. KK would come across as a freakin' stalker! Never come across as being too needy. Make sure you remember that. Will help you out with the chicks too. It's what Citeh did for Ronaldinho, flew out to Brazil, only way they'll ever get such a player is treat him like royalty and the only person that matters. Not a phonecall from a sun lounger while drinking a cocktail 1000's of miles away. It's just not going to wash i'm afraid. Sometimes you've got to go that extra mile like FS did with Owen. Ronaldinho. Good example and so I will use the same analogy. Man City are indeed playing the role of the desperate guy and are throwing ridiculous amounts of money at the guy to boot. At the moment Ronaldinho is simply flirting with them while trying to get the attention of some more attractive "dudes". If he doesn't succeed he will hook up with Man City strictly for the cash but will never be committed to the relationship and will no doubt put in a half arsed effort. It will all end in tears and broken hearts until the next pathetic dude comes around. In short, what I'm trying to say is that KK doesn't need to resort to sneaking up on half dressed men on sun loungers. That is just not a good look for KK. So you saying you wouldn't want to bang Scarlett Johansson (former sexiest woman in the world) for a bit? Because i'm sure if you landed that bit of pussy, no matter what you did to get it from thereon in you will have them flocking at your door. Lets get Fizz from Corrie, at least she'll hang about for a while and stay loyal.

Because when he gets back things are supposed to happen. Simply really, those things would have been happening if he was here. When he gets back, others are also getting back. Do you think Keegan could have signed David Bentley had he not gone away? Because Bentley's currently in Marbella. Why Bentley as an example? A player hunting CL football. If we were to have ANY chance of signing him KK would have to be face to face doing his stuff. KK could possibly fly to Marbella to seek out Bentley if he were interested, but really Bentley is never going to be interested in this club the state its in. Flown to Marbella to seek him out?!!! That just reeks of desperation and would most likely put the dude off. KK would come across as a freakin' stalker! Never come across as being too needy. Make sure you remember that. Will help you out with the chicks too. It's what Citeh did for Ronaldinho, flew out to Brazil, only way they'll ever get such a player is treat him like royalty and the only person that matters. Not a phonecall from a sun lounger while drinking a cocktail 1000's of miles away. It's just not going to wash i'm afraid. Sometimes you've got to go that extra mile like FS did with Owen.

Oh but when a paper links us to a player of someone is quoted in one saying we've had a bid you (the forum) jerk off over it, but it's crap if its another club at the centre of the story. Two way street. Of course we're going to discuss our own club more. I thought you didn't like other clubs being discussed here? Who have those clubs made bids for? Names please. I can think of Arsenal being close to Nasri, who else? I know you're impatient mate, but I really think you're losing it: Keegan shouldn't have had a holiday. Keegan doesn't love the club as much as he says, because he had a holiday. We'd have had good players in by now had Keegan not gone away. We can compete with the top four for signings; because they have signed some before us it means we're not doing well enough. The papers know who clubs are getting. It's getting silly now. Everyone wants some good players in this summer, but until that window closes, we can't make a judgement I'm afraid. Even Allardyce proved you can make your best signing (Beye) in the last few minutes if absolutely necessary. Now I know it'd be great for the nerves if every player we want was in already - but even if they were, what difference would it really make? THEY'RE ALL ON HOLIDAY! Absolute last post. Promise. Liar! I don't mind other clubs being discussed, its just when this places turns in to GG i get annoyed and rightly so imo. SBR would never have taken a holiday when the club was about to be rebuilt, the man wouldn't be able to sleep with excitement, he'd be at every single game at the Euro's, there would be no stopping him. I honestly thought KK would have been the same this summer, i'm very disappointed he's not. The papers know who the clubs are getting? So how do we know who we've been looking at? Gomis? Arda? Arshavin? Seems these stories come to us through papers, why can't other clubs be linked through papers then the deal pulled off?