Dokko

Absolute nonsense mate. Not going to happen. So what is he doing then?

Is nobody else concerned that were trying to get funds in to the club like this? What happens if Ashley sells up and takes 20k of season ticket seats for the next two years with him? Why else would you offer such a deal, its not like were in dire needs of bums on seats. Fishy.

But as a rule if you stay away from Newcastle you do stand a chance.

Been a long sh***y day sorry :-[ Ta! (Even in widescreen here it would have taken two monitors side by side!)

Could you sort that post out mate?

Bilic has got some cracking dance moves on him.

Schweinsteiger, Podolski & Rakitic would be some great additions.

Podolski - The lad some on here wouldn't take on loan as he was deemed to much of a risk and a bag of shite.

Were too good to post on Internet forums, were real football fans, now fuk off anyone who isn't us - NUFC.com

Wenger's just fell of his chair pissing himself with laughter. So has most of England though tbf.

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What's this about? Who can suck Croatian cock more than the other without gagging on a load? Fuk off ITV

MaetihS is good for putting things into perspective tbh. Newcastle always about three steps better off than what he implies. After it was pointed out the 'MaetihS' is 'Shiteam' or 'am Shite' in a total reverse i simply skip past all of his posts. Suggest others do the same.

Dietmar Hamann German bastard la la la la la...

Shame, if he's injured he isn't leaving.

Soz couldn't see a topic, maybe were all watching the apprentice final. More when either I or Dave (edit) can be arsed.

Harar

OzzieMandias' Mam crossed in the winning goal for a Shearer hattrick against Leicester in 1997.

Shame were a million miles away from either.

Surely he's got a mobile phone anyway it's not like he'll actually be negoitiating the deal himself. All he has to do is this; Keegan:"Go and buy Shaun Wright Phillips" Wise "Ok" Aye its working well so far.

I'd rather see Ashley sell up and Keegan sacked than see Alan Smith playing footballing in a B&W shirt next season.

Its fuking depressing but spot on though. The squad we've got is the weakest i've seen in a long time. hang on....even when you look at man utd they use centre halves as cover for full backs. like wes brown and o'shea that many deem arent good enough for us. Some versatility in players would be great for the squad, why i quite like the idea of Larrson.

We've just bought a load of shite as we've not had the right managers in place. These players were destined to die, we've just killed them quickly, a mercy killing to speak.

So do I!!!

Its fuking depressing but spot on though. The squad we've got is the weakest i've seen in a long time.