Dokko

He's too thick to take offence man, i wouldn't worry.

He's this seasons Ashley Young imo, someone just begging to take a chance. Early long injury has kept his price down, i think he's technically better than Young as well although not as fast. Good competition down the right, but i'd even play him through the centre. When we played Derby at home i thought technically he stood out like a saw thumb for both teams.

FAO Sam Allardyce: It was worth paying you off you useless bellend.

Where did you see the Barnes link? In my cornflakes. Its not cornflakes these days, it's Special K Keegan eyes Ram raid - Daily Express Kevin Keegan is keen on Derby starlet Giles Barnes. Would the youngster be right for St James' Park?

Where did you see the Barnes link? In my cornflakes.

Onuoha & Giles Barnes the latest to be linked. Would love them here.

Bollocks, i thought the Liverpool match was on the tele. Fuking useless cunts the BBC.

Aye, Alan Shearer with his golden locks did the business.

Rejects the spuds. Legend. If he is going to come back the greasy tit wants a haircut, looks like a junkie sleeping rough, sort it out Woody man.

They've out done themselves here though, getting rid of their best sports presenter by a fuking mile. Muppets. ITV have made the highly surprising decision to part company with Jim Rosenthal, who is widely regarded as the best all-round sports broadcaster in the business. The move not to renew Rosenthal's exclusive contract after 28 years with the network will send shockwaves throughout the industry, especially after his immaculate hosting of the Rugby World Cup, which delivered the ratings-obsessed channel with their best audience of 2007. Mark Sharman, ITV's head of news and sport, has just brought back Sir Trevor McDonald to News at 10 at the grand old age of 68. Yet he told Rosenthal, 60, he would not be receiving another full-time contract when his current deal ends in August because ITV were looking for new talent. Rosenthal's long list of ITV credits includes presenting Champions League and World Cup football, Formula One at 153 grands prix, athletics and boxing, as well as three Rugby World Cups. An ITV colleague said: 'The whole network are stunned at what's happened to Jim, who is revered for the way he goes about his job. 'Anyone who has seen the word-perfect way he handles an outside broadcast would assume he's talking with an autocue. He's the best there is and he doesn't shout about it.' Sharman said: 'Jim Rosenthal has made a magnificent contribution to ITV Sport over a long period of time but we will no longer tie him to an exclusive contract. 'He will be free to explore other challenges while ITV Sport will have the opportunity to make on-air changes, particularly with the new FA deal.' Rosenthal will continue to present what's left of ITV boxing, while Sharman is likely to give extra responsibility to new signing Craig Doyle.

Got to be David Craig. 'No fukers stealing my thunder, i've been sitting outside in the freezing cold for two fuking weeks now being mobbed by drunken arsholes, deafened but their ramblings then these bastards swanny in setting up like they own the place. This is MY gig, fuk you Setanta!' Or something to that effect!

Are Nigeria out or are they hanging in there?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/columnists.html?in_article_id=510473&in_page_id=1951&ct=5 Was reading a shocking piece on DR being axed by ITV, then saw this: WHO SILENCED SETANTA? An investigation is going on at Newcastle into who might have pulled the Setanta Sports plug at the press conference to unveil Kevin Keegan, which resulted in the subscription station losing sound during a critical part of the event. Such is competition among broadcasters that dirty tricks have not been ruled out, especially as Setanta had rigorously tested their audio connections before the start of the Keegan conference.

Nothing has been agreed with Spurs. As I said 4 pages ago, given his circumstances I can't think of one good reason why he would pick Spurs ahead of Newcastle London, shopping, big city life etc. Sounds like an argument against Spurs. London's good for a visit, but how anyone can comfortably live there is beyond me. Maybe it just daunts me, i'm not sure, but i've never liked the place, far too big. depends where you live, when you live in a place you dont do the same things you would if you were a tourist The people are fuking weird as well. All in a rush to go nowhere, unfriendly bastards.

I find it strange Spurs with this magical structure would be going for player like Woody or Puyol who on their current contracts receive more than the spuds can manage top end. What is the point? It it that much of an honour to play for them?

Nothing has been agreed with Spurs. As I said 4 pages ago, given his circumstances I can't think of one good reason why he would pick Spurs ahead of Newcastle London, shopping, big city life etc. Sounds like an argument against Spurs. London's good for a visit, but how anyone can comfortably live there is beyond me. Maybe it just daunts me, i'm not sure, but i've never liked the place, far too big.

SSN's - Spuds chasing Puyol!

You'll probably want to edit that mate Did something just fly so fast over the top of your head that it made a whooshing noise as it went past?

I was thinking KD has really picked up of late, hasn't irritated me at all in the last couple of weeks... http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=44041.0 Now i know why!

And no goals scored, the guy is a fraud!!!

Found that quality, another example of high class journalism! <Snip> Does nobody ever read the fuking rules. You've been here long enough, jesus fuking wept man.

for the last few days. So the source he quoted was in fact himself. Has he been taking ITK lessons off the spuds fans?

Southampton job for shearer? hope so.

Like everyone else, not arsed in the slightest, but watch the papers reaction 'toon in turmoil' 'even Shearer rejects toon' 'Shearer spits on toon' 'Troubled toon set to explode' 'fans cry in anger and pain'