Dokko

Request.... Can you fuck off? A request surely the mods CAN sort out.

I have heard that our tea lady is in contention for the tea lady world cup 2008, and that the mackems would give a packet of Jammy Dodgers to get her. Keep her on, I say! Terrible tbh, don't give up your day job.

Think i saw his missus as the Silverlink the other day driving a Silver sports Bentley, plate: 1 FS. Hope its not that car.

Fantasy, pure fantasy.

Its pathetic. How on earth his tripe gets past the editor and to print i do not know. I'm guessing he must have dirty pics of him at the office party screwing his PA or something.

We win 5-0 all headers- SAM, Surface to air missile attack

0-0 draw in the FA cup 3rd round - Play it again, Sam.

NUFC get a new scoreboard at the request of new manager: Sam-sung on display

Can't see it working like that. One team bids £9m its accepted and there talking to Owen, another team only has to bid the same and they are talking, the one who makes the extra will be Owen, yet again.

Owen is expendable with Martins here now. Even if we only get £9m for him, we put that towards a 6ft4"+ target man that never gets injured and we'll be deadly upfront.

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Fuking bunch of sad cunts.

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Says it all, when a player who has had ONE good season in the Premiership, and was previously unrated, is basically being offered £15m in his bank account! Which is my point. He could of broken his leg last year in the Championship, missed this season and be on crap wages or career over completely. If he goes to Chelsea he gets £15m without a question in 5 seasons if he see's out that whole deal, no doubt Chelsea will move him on or loan him out when they realise he isn't good enough for them, but he's still getting the cash that he signed for. If i were him i'd take the money and count myself as retired as or 24 years of age.

Wouldn't be surprised if FS isn't on the phone right now trying to get Houllier in ASAP and having Alan Shearer kidnap Owen until he signs a new contract.

No, you've got it wrong. Owen's people can't talk to SSN because they are currently held in Alan Olivers queue, its a busy day today with representatives of all of the managers in the world wanting to tell AO that they haven't spoken to NUFC, but would be interested in doing so. They'll be on later this evening

Tell you what, FM get it fuking right everytime, anyone with 07 been able to keep Owen after he returns to play two games for you at the end of the season and wants to move to a bigger club.

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'SSN's': Owen's agents wont talk to us about the story. Says it all really. Bye Owen, lets hope you take down FS as you leave, if so you become a legend.

PS: This should also spell the end of FS, every share owner must demand his resignation, if so the £8m loss is peanuts.

Well my stance on getting rid of him ASAP certainly hasn't changed after this one. £9m? Well it could be worse, we should sue the FA for the rest, its their fault he didn't play all season and partly their fault we haven't finished in Europe, could they disprove that we wouldn't of got Euro qualifying with him and his goals this season? I think not. He should sign a new contract for the amount we wasted on the little cunt, but only so we dont lose out on more money, i'm not bothered if he's here or not, i'd rather have the money we paid for him and get someone who can actually make it to a football pitch more than 13 times in two seasons.

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