Dokko

Burnley without a single shot on target.

I'm already on their forum 😂

Yup. 2-0, won't lay a glove on them.

Great start for them, especially without Clarke today. Looks like his replacement has stepped up and ready. Could work out very well for them, but they'll do something to fuck it up.

This is how it goes for Jack Clarke. He'll be shocked by the speed and quality of the prem, and will do next to nothing for the rest of the year. He'll get game time in 25 as Ipswich desperately shake things up and, I beleive the lad will find his feet and get up to bottom end prem level. He'll either fully jump ship to a similar level team, promotion, maybe Leeds or if Ipswich are ambitious loan him with a sale agreed if thry don't come back up or use him to do likewise. I guess it depends how much quality he shows. Either way, he'll have a better career than safc for the next 5 seasons, and that will sting them. Lovely.

That old joke of the kid riding a bike. "look mam, one hand...look mam, no hands! Look mam, no teeth" Wonder what that is in Latin, could go on their badge as they try to find an identity.

This thread now need merging with sex pests thread, or too early?

Sunderland are always only a few weeks away from blowing their own wheels off. Happens at least 3 times a season.

Fyp.

This reply...

Wonder if theyd be interested in trippier.

Be lucky to see half of what we paid and a massive sub on his wages.

2 things here. Howe doesn't rotate, ever, and Barnes isn't good enough to be in our best XI unless we play Gordon in his weaker position on the right. His injury didn't help his cause, but for me he's always been a signing we didn't need.

The best thing about this is it stops what he was trying to do with us. Associate himself with us as we got CL football. Pretending like he cared and we were one of his clubs. Silver lining for having no Europe this season, now I'm free to enjoy our return when it happens.

It's what was reported at the time. It stuck in my head as it's the same was cirkin, who also has a buy back for £6m. Even worse for them is there is a rumoured sell on % to the player as well....unless it's 20/20% and why so much confusion.

Optimistic. Could be 9 games.

Surely it's a 'nice to have' for talksport.

What a glorious day to sign current England international defenders.

40%

Been sacked from talksport as well.

Aye, that's him. Get him in.

Just got out of the transfer pool.

Keeps Gordon happy as well. 3/4 England's future defence at the club.

Jenas been sacked by BBC?

Do they need a goalkeeper?