James

Fuck you Rob Elliott you are worse than Alan Smith and James Perch's lovechild.

Just want to make the observation that we haven't lost since I've been going out with my girlfriend, and we have scored tonight each time she has texted me.

Marveaux, volley, over

Gren run and pass by Ben Arfa

Dean Kiely - a goalkepper says it was all Elliott's fault

went through Rob Elliott

If we don't win, I am blaming MW for murdering that wasp.

Phone Tiote, he is not busy

Was Gosling or Abeid on the right? Haven't heard Gosling or Guthrie mentioned but the commentators don't really talk about the match.

What? My thoughts exactly. I think he means first team place under threat by Marveaux showing off his left footed crossing. It should be to be honest.

We look very crisp

Commentary was so shit though, I didn't know who had the ball, then the commentator shouted "GOAL" and I was like "WHOOOOOOOOOO"

Sometimes it is equally important to assist the assist.

Love is all you need

Apparently Sammy Ameobi is a good name for a commentator.

You don't want to be Ma-lonely - he was prettry isolated though

Guthrie deserves to go off apparently but it was good refereeing?

We have the linesman who saw off Gray and Keys tonight.

Nottingham getting everyone behind the ball. Perch on the ball.

Marveaux with poor first touch in good position. Suit off between McClaren and Pardew.

Good ball Ben Arfa

Commentator's phone went off

Hope he mishits a long range pile driver into Row Z. Except De Jong is sitting there and the ball pushes his nose into his brain and kills him.

Disappointed with the bench. No point having Henderson or Dummett, if we need a defender to come on it means it is important so has to be one of the Taylors. Meanwhile if we need that extra attacking force to seal the game, Jonas, Cabaye and Ba could have been more useful.

Will be interesting to see whether Gosling or Abeid plays on the right as Abeid described himself today as a defensive midfielder who wants to pass like Xavi, but on Youtube he looks comfortable on the right, while Gosling has played on the right before.