James

Would be great if everyone brought a bit of card with "fuck off Llambias" written on it and held it up for 90 mins, so everywhere you looked there were 52,000 fans with the same message.

Lovely to see you are happy that you were right.

I've just had enough of transfer windows generally. I wan't to see them abolished, or at least put back to March as they used to be.

Bet we enquired about him a few weeks ago, got quoted more than our current bid because we are newcastle, then when we refused to pay that much and didn't bother negotiating Fulham negotiated a much better offer which we are now trying to piggy back on.

Hopefully the scene in the boardroom tomorrow will be like this:

When Llambias phoned Craig up at 430am to give him a wake up call, him and Ashley were still on a night out at the casino. They haven't got out of bed yet.

Bryan Ruiz apparently.

We won't sign anyone but we'll be OK because other teams have regressed, we've improved our squad and have some talented young players.

Nothing. Situ went to Swansea.

If we base it on how we knew about Santon yeterday, we aren't signing anyone.

Just read the agent quotes.

Cisse's agent says otherwise, plus he can't sign because he is in Senegal. Someone get the article.

Someone get the BBC article for me.

We can't. I'm on my phone but there are quotes from the agent about this deadline look up the article in the African section of football on BBC.

Apart from Situ I think we are done.

Nope, internationally. German League refuse to hand over any registrations after midday unless you have stated an intent to sell which freiburg have not

Deadline has passed for German league handing over registrations. So definitely not signing.

Ranger will probably turn up so late at the club who want to sign him that he will miss the transfer deadline.

Scott Parker

He could be one of those players with talent that haven't found a position yet. So in six years time he could be a central midfielder finally getting regular games.

The quote that he is looking forward to learning from Krul is telling.

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I would argue that if we played Rossi, he would have done well, had some loyalty with Newcastle and then the next summer signed for us instead, becoming the great player he is today.

I imagine this is what Pardew is thinking: "Hmmm, no wedding ring. It's all good, I'll just shag his mom." Look at those smiles. No wonder Pardew wanted to sign him. aye, he must have a bonnie mam. I reckon Pardew shagged his Mum about 21 years ago

Made his international debut in the same game as Shane Ferguson did for his former international side.