James

NE5? Looks like Jay Jay Sea

streaker on the pitch

Pilko off the post. good effort.

FUCK!

No, but Dennis Wise is carrying a little placard.

...into the first man.

Corner to reds, Gimp to take it.

Still 0-0. Just a string of bad passes by both teams so far.

I'm accessing the CCTV.

See OP.

at Janitor's hair btw.

Yep, was a terribly mistimed run by Venkman.

Late fitness test.

Shocking pass from Davids there.

COME ON!

Oh yes. May I invite everyone to post as a parody of another match-day thread user. I am johnnypd, keeping everyone informed of events on the pitch.

Yep, somehow I don't see Enrique and Xisco understanding the questions, let alone being able to get any questions right in the 1970s UK TV round.

Red: G. Gorilla; P. Bridge, J. Tooj, O. Nut, H. Nixon; M. 555, N. Gimp, E. Lien, S. Brown; S. Pilko, D. Venkman Subs: B. All, Z. Ilch, N. Bugger, N. Visible, N. Ranger. Blue: N. Kev; F. Gazza, C. P40, T. Prophet, G. Gregory; J. Awesome, D. Davids, S. Tupeedo, R. Janitor; W. Wullie, K. Kev. Subs: T. Thompers, I. Toon, D. 456, R. Idzuan, Xisco Referee: Chris Hoy Assistants: Shark Having Fish and Paul Mosley Attendance: Dennis Wise, Roy Keane and Roy Keane's dog. PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED* *See http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information

He reminds me a lot of Alan Ball. Granted I never saw much of Alan Ball though.

Fucks sake, I was saving that joke for later. Can't be arsed any more.

Ten years of good performances vs four years of underachievement.

Worth the price on his wages tbh.

We'd have to sign other players though, we are good enough up front right now.

wouldn't be too unhappy with this one at a reasonable price.

Subbed for the guy who scored against us before...