James

Or maybe Grosso fancies a stab at the Premier League?

Taiwo

It is 'orthopaedic' Dave

Interesting stuff from Keegan in today's Chronicle: Enrique is good in some areas but needs to improve in other areas, and although he's still young he'll have to improve, as Keegan intends to buy a left back in the summer.

Apparently he's on the verge of getting the most lucrative boot deal ever given to an African.

The main problem I had with Bramble was that he'd actually look half decent towards the end of every season, but then he'd get the chance to hang around with his (and Dyer's) dodgy Ipswich mates, you'd hear stories about his summer frolics (ie crashing his car into a house) and then he'd come back to us two stone heavier and shite again. Very much a case of wasted talent rather than being naturally shite.

Are people sure that this interview is real? It really does look like a pisstake from a rival fan. EDIT: Oh, ok.

I could easily see him getting chinned over those comments actually. Yeah, chinned, but only because no-one can reach his nose.

I'm not actually sure if that interview is real or fake.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~1294556,00.html This guy needs to be in the team ahead of Alan Smith.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_3454730,00.html

Very much a case of Sunderland players making it difficult for us to pick out our passes I thought, which is what you can expect from a Derby game.

What did you get banned for the other week btw? tbf, devices such as irony and sarcasm often aren't very clear on a computer screen.

I'm kidding RM.

They looked too young to be Douglas Hall, I'm sure he's a little bit older than them. DH Mk2, you know what I mean

These children that Ashley dances with could be future chairmen/board executives at NUFC if he stays long term. Let's hope they aren't Douglas Hall.

What should happen is that all the players should go to the centre circle, and the PA reads out every name, and the players are split into two groups depending on whether we cheer or boo. The booed players then do their lap, and the fans get to hurl abuse/rotten tomatoes etc. Then the cheered lot get a standing ovation while Smith, Carr and N'Zogbia go back to the dressing room alone to wash off the egg.

I'm just being careful.

Well The Guardian says that Keegan said that Mike Ashley said after the game that he'd get £250m to spend this summer.

I think Spurs will need to lose twice (or not win) for us to overtake them, and I think that is a little over-optimistic now.

I personally think we'll pick up 4 more points and stay 12th. There is talk about Chelsea having nothing to play for if they lose to Manyoo, but they'd still need to hold of Arsenal to secure automatic CL qualification.

If only we'd got a work permit in 1994, and he then performed the frighteners in the Manyoo vs NUFC game in 95/96 season.

Best TV analysis of NUFC this season on MOTD2 this evening.

Brad Friedel would be the keeper in a team of players that nearly played for NUFC, but didn't.

I think Geremi struggles against battling teams playing at a high tempo. They were poor, but the Mackems did work much harder and play at a higher tempo than we did, and often our players were surrounded by three Mackems, making it hard for us to pick out our passes, especially for the midfield trio.