James

That was from a video interview on the BBC, there is a slightly more optimistic outlook on .cock: http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10278~933915,00.html

Only 9 or 10 senior players are fit according to Roeder. Parker has a back strain, and Milner received a heavy blow to the hip, and both are major doubts for Thursday. No word on N'Zogbia yet, but Dyer received lacerations to the leg, and should be fine, although Roeder has again been stressing the importance on not overloading him with matches just yet.

What I find really ironic is that while many of our playersare dropping like flies with injuries, Kieron Dyer is happily running around for 90 minutes putting in good performances.

Can imagine him coming back from injury after a heave bout of Football Manager: Shola: Hey boss, while I've been gone, I've worked out how we can win trophies. Roeder: I'm all ears Shola, fire away..... Shola: Well first, you need to go into the editor and give me 200 ability and potential, and 20 on all stats except dirtyness and injury proneness. Then you need to put Michael Owen's injury proneness down to 1, and delete the cruciate ligament configuration from the player config file. Then give the club £50,000,000 transfer budget, and tick the sugar daddy box. Glenn: err..... Shola: then, play me up front with Albert Luque, and we'll both score 25 goals, while Owen, Martins and Rossi will get 15 from the bench. Use the money to buy 4 new defenders, but save a bit and use it to buy Pirlo, Gattusso and Joaquin for the next season after our trophy haul makes them want to sign for us. We won every single trophy for 5 seasons running. If we lose any matches, or get a bad injury, you could always ctrl-alt-delete if you saved regularly. Glenn: This sounds like pure inspiration Shola. Will need to get the editor first though so will have to talk it through with the chairman 25 minutes and a steak bake later... Freddy: Fuck off, I'm not giving you £27.99 so you can buy Football Manager 2007. You've already got that thing which is like ProZone but isn't, and I'm paying loads for that, just like I'm paying loads for those artificial sun-shiners..... Glenn:......But they keep your sausage rolls warm...... Freddy: But you cannot do anything with food with Football Manager 2007. For £27,500 a month, I can borrow Championship Manager 97/98 off by brother for the club if you want etc etc.

Back the managers the board does. Appointing the right managers in the first place, Shepherd does not, which is why he should go.

Even Fabregas?

Thats twice you have said its a shame someone didn't post the giant cock again. Getting worried about you Gemmillator!

The original picture is me and my cat believe it or not

Stop trying to come onto me Gemmill :wink:

No worries, thanks Aphro.

With all the mods asleep and therefore powerless, I thought I'd just post a warning for those that dont use General Chat. If you dont want an ugly cock shot, dont click on anything from RobertT.

Even Borat's family have computers these days it would seem.

Link

Also, this one too Nut http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,19620.0.html

You aren't Lee Stewart are you?

My guess is a Spurs fan all bitter about our match being shown instead of theirs.

He was doing it during set-pieces. He should be watching and following his man, not running over towards the dugout and tapping his wrist. It really does make me wonder given the goals we have conceded just before half/full time this season. Having a scoreboard would be a good idea so that the player would just have to glance up to know what time it was.

Sorry, this has just been really, really, really bothering me since the end of the match.

Sorry Wullie, I just dont get why a player needs to know how long there is left to play, every single player should be turned on right until the final whistle. This is no criticism of taylor, I think the same applies for many players in the team.

Steven Taylor, eye off the game, looking at Roeder, pleading to be told how much longer left to play. Roeder initially refuses to say anything, but with Taylor still not with the game, Roeder sticks two fingers at him (to signify two minutes, not rude gesture) with an immensely frustrated look on his face. Are our players mentally turning themselves off towards the end of the game as they think it is just a case of running the clock down?

Maybe Dixon pushes him close, but anyone who laughs at people selecting Gary neville obviously know nothing about football.

You cant play a player just to prove to the fans that he's shit.

Premiership: Schmeichel G Neville Adams Terry Irwin Beckham Keane Cantona Henry Shearer Le Tissier Newcastle: Given Barton Albert Woodgate Pearce Solano Lee Beardsley Ginola Ferdinand Shearer

Like Ian Pearce up front all over again. Then again, the movement of Steve Watson from striker to right back worked...