Keefaz

Fucking brilliant this, though, eh?

"When Michael Owen's in that position Michael Owen scores." Oh, aye?

Can we not just use massive bribes like other Italian sides?

So, what, we thought we'd play shite to even things up?

What's that fucking mean?

Let's see what rubbish they'll get in.

I like him.

Honestly, though: that's a bit shit.

Proper Newcastle this.

Fixed, motherfuckers. http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4628/fixedr.jpg

Does actually look alright there like. It doesn't! It looks rubbish, man!

Said for ages that Saylor should be up front. Great in the box.

Glad to hear you SURVIVED it. Not sure I'm out of the woods yet. Head's spinning. Absolute chilli overload.

Just had a blazin' hot curry. Absolutely pumped up with adrenalin now. Bring on the relegation rollercoaster.

Same player? Fits with my Tunisian/Barfa appeasement signing theory. Mark Douglas says it's not him.. Trust me: it'll be Ben something. Ben Kenobi. Something like that.

Same player? Fits with my Tunisian/Barfa appeasement signing theory.

Ben Saada, Ben Khalfallah, Ben Yahia. Someone Tunisian with Ben in their name.

Reads more to me that Pardew's just saying he plays abroad rather than someone who's been capped by their country btw. Clearly. Having said that, it still doesn't make any sense.

Nosa Igiebor.

We had two positions sorted for years to come in the PL: LB & #9. Can't see us filling either slot with similar quality any time soon. We're a selling club at the minute and there's nothing that can be done to change it. Just hurts that now we're seemingly on the up, players are jumping ship.

Honestly, it's fucking atrocious. What were they thinking?

WTF, I know Jack from back at school and even though he is one of us he has always put his all when playing football for them at every level. It's disappointing to see people knocking him just because he's a Newcastle fan. He really does put 100% into every game. Is there anything you understand?

Same, I was really impressed. Think each issue costs £10 though. Regular monthly's about a fiver now, tbh.

Tapping up Drogba on the touchline was a smart move. I like it.