Keefaz

What the balls?

Give it to Nile.

Looks like he should try out a Newcastle Eagles shirt.

Deserve to be one down, tbh, especially after the handball in the box. Fucking grim grim way to concede, though.

What a kick in the nads that is.

Top keeping there.

Hmmm.

Passing quite gay compared to the Wham game.

Routledge facebumming, tbh.

Not deein that badly, tbf.

If we're unlucky it'll not be serious.

Bless. Smith thinks he's gonna score a goaly-woal.

Listen to your dad, Chris.

Fucking howay, this group of fucking lads.

Would be made up for him if he got a call up.

Nolan's trying to copy his celebration but just can't quite get the hang of it.

Did nowt, scored. Typical Nolan performance.

With age comes wisdom.

Covers the ground so well, though. Just fucking eats the pitch up.

The absolute mack daddy, man.

You think so? I thought he was pretty crap. Almost bobbled both crosses that he got to and at one point was in no man's land. Pretty bad judgment overall but all of that can only get better with experience so I'm not too worried. Thought he was quite composed. Came out for quite a few balls today and collected them all. He didn't even do the nervous hopeful punch thing that many keepers favour. Yup. Much more assured than Green. Talk about damning with faint praise.

Aye, but didn't really help out on the right a great deal or find space there very much. Still, two crosses, two goals, can't complain, tbh.

Aye, and claimed one ball brilliantly and bravely.