Keefaz

Jonas has the turning circle of an 18-wheeler.

Glad ESPN chose not replay the Hitler celebration.

Waddle is fucking shocking, btw.

Hmmm... honestly might be worth giving Krul a bash sometime.

Ball's played out to Barton who's loitering outside the box on the left. Lashes home a curler into the top-right of the goal.

Nice Hitler celebration, too.

Fucking brilliant.

Never seen a pen that bad for ages.

The touch of some of our players is desperate. Dunno how Chris is training them.

Passing's still not great.

I think he's off. Off where? Marseille.

No shit.

I think he's off. Agreed, unless there's summut up.

Don't really understand how he can be so shit, tbh. You look at a player like Iniesta and he can tackle fine. Seems to be exclusive to Paul Scholes...

Thought we'd see Chris be a little more positive. Getting bad vibes now.

50/50. Genuinely think he's just awful at tackling, but sometimes puts his foot in knowingly. One of my favourite non-NUFC players, though, tbh.

where you watching it keef ? The King Street Run, probably, or might try somewhere closer to home if I can find a place it's on.

“He can fire Newcastle to a top-six finish and win the player of the season award above names like Rooney.”

He wouldn't, would he? He's one of the worst players I've ever seen in a Newcastle shirt.

He's Amdy Faye.

Clearly. It was just a personal joke that I posted to amuse myself. Apologies to all if anyone took it seriously. Blame it on Pilko.

Talk of Harper > Celtic for player(s) may not be wide of the mark.

My source agrees.

Dave, your broadband's fucked again.