Keefaz

Bale is a fucking beast. Brilliant player, tbh.

Spors might well regret not sticking them chances away...

No, it's MNF. Stands for Monday Night Football. Will there be a song before the game? Some shit is too American to work on your side, but if you did a rock song about the game before the game every week, that would be so awful it would be incredible. Like what? "Yeah! Monday Night, it's football time! Wolves v Stoke, you know that's right!"

He is a captain, tbf, from what I've seen and read. He's just not a very good footballer.

What a fucking game. Let's hope they're all like this.

Genuinely scared at how badly either of these teams could beat us.

Bale is fucking wickle-wockles.

Eh?

Wot shit.

Aye, wor lass feigned interest for a couple of hours before pretending to be asleep. (OI! Nee innuendo!)

Basically blackmailing l'OM. Nice.

I like him. What a fucking loon.

Has no one in this thread got SSN who can confirm this, man?

Possibly but reports say that it is a hotel in Jesmond. What reports?

Lots of guests are put up at Malmaison, aren't they?

Rubbish.

If this thread doesn't scoop the board at the end of year awards, it'll be a fucking travesty.

Why's that then? Sounds like he told his people "Just get me out of here. PL'll do. Cheers-tra-bye!"

He basically has no idea who we are, does he?

He's made a few mistakes, but to be fair to Kaizero, his avatar is fucking briliant.

Sutton surely. Nah, that as an equation was Shearer, remainder Sutton. Sheringham and Shearer were both worthy of each other, Sutton wasn't imo. Load of bollocks. Sutton was the perfect foil for Shearer and I don't have the numbers to hand but goals to games he must have scored bucket loads more with Sutton than any other striker. Aye, because that was when he was at his peak, not because Sutton was any kind of perfect foil. Shearer has said himself that his perfect striking partner was Sheringham. It hardly matters, but all I'm saying is that Sutton was there for Shearer. Whereas Shearer and Sheringham were there for each other. Super Best Friends!

Seems OM want to keep him, Ben Arfa wants away. OM have basically fucked him around. Can't see him staying. Whether he comes to us or goes elsewhere is a different matter.

Whatever else is happening, I can't see Ben Arfa staying after walking out of training.

This thread is amazing.

This is my #1 hate in the 5-a-side I've played. You can have the ball for 10 seconds and still non one's made a run or even made any space. Just standing there. Like watching Newcastle, ffs.