Keefaz

Think Jonas has done a lot of good work, tbh.

Nolan is a massive shit and should fuck off. (Will score now)

Aye. Think Williamson's been a great signing as well, tbh, but we'll see how he fares in the PL.

Yellow card that ugly cunt.

Our movement's better than I've seen for a while, though.

Been quite impressed, tbh.

Good idea. Um, aye.

Some fucking brilliant counter-attacking play there, though.

Guthrie's 'impeccable technique' comes to the fore.

Was a good run, tbf.

Fuck it, man. If Rangers players want to kill each other, let them.

What an ugly fucking cunt, btw.

Easy goal, tbf.

Will be a good test, this. See where we stand.

There must be 5 or 6 better options on the left than N'Zogbia off the top of my head.

Is there fuck.

"It's the trainin' short, man! Am not fat like!"

Fact is all our midfielders are rubs. Scott Parker would walk into our team (turn through 540 degrees and walk back out).

Shy bairns get nowt.

They're fucking horrible and I hate them.

Like anyone could possibly predict what Ashley will do. He's a fucking loon.

Aye, scored that OG against Man Utd to stop the mackems winning.

Very rich owner. Richer than ours? Considerably. How. Annoying.

Very rich owner. Richer than ours?

Aye, let's show the kids some love.