Keefaz

'He done it?' Shearer's been hanging about with too many Cockneys.

Nice finish by Ramsey, a bit Solano-y.

Eboue.

He was awesome that day. Pfff. He's no Kieron Dyer.

Oh, fuck off. Out of all Scholes goals, you have to show Newcastle?

Got a foot like a traction engine.

Nice of the West Ham fans to cheer a player getting injured.

You arse.

I think you need to take a hot bath or have a massage or just go for a quiet walk, mate.

Aye, but you said that about Harewood and he couldn't run for the bus.

This.

Aye, it's daft, tbh, and just encourages the oppo to push more men forward.

He has an enormous mouth.

What happened? Bitching about every decision, conning the ref at every opportunity, horrible tackles. Everything they do when things don't go their way. Thing is, if they'd played football today instead of fucking around, they would've got something from that match.

Chelsea acting the cunt again. Can't see how people like this team. Fucking horrible.

PANCAKE DAY!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Blatantly going to score now.

Would be a mega win. Hold on, lads.

Just come on for Rooney.

Man U's 4th is awful defending.

Ando and Lowes talking complete shite.

Ando's in hysterics.

Guffers goes close.

He's a scouser, man.