Keefaz

Bwahahahaha!

Jammy cunt.

Good save.

Baz Ferguson to miss.

Incidentally, that MILF off the BT adverts is hot.

Pens

Jesus Christ, that was dangeresque.

Should've just got on with it; he's been walking a fine line since he came on.

Cousin, you fucking tit.

Just this season really, I think. Was at Osasuna, but had never heard of him, tbh. Been absolutely immense in the UEFA Cup.

Depends if Hugo Viana's in the starting line-up. Fair point! I also think Steven Davis has been a revelation since he joined Rangers, might be an astute signing! Looked good at Villa, tbh, but struggled like everyone else at Fulham.

Depends if Hugo Viana's in the starting line-up.

I can see why Souness is such a Rangers fan...

This.

Rangers hanging on by the skin o' their teeth now.

Weird list, tbh.

Maybe he'll let the KGB look after the Chelsea fans and have the Man U fans dealt with by the more hard-line Gung-ho Wasp. KGB... Cagey Bee.... nevermind... Even after you explain it, I still don't understand why it's supposed to be funny.

Oh fucking hell, I hate that one as well. And the monotone ad nauseum "liiiiiivveeerrrrpooooolll, liiiiivveerrrrrpooool" or "eeevveeerrton, eeeeveeertonnn" which I guess we could have adopted as well. Awful chant. Just so boring.

Supposed to be an excellent cricketer as well.

Change of system too then? Not sure about this. Owen's been at his best dropping deep and linking-up play. See no reason to change that aspect of the team at all.

I think we have an obligation to the rest of the league to go out to try to win the game. So no, ta.

I do like him, btw. Great player.

Bit dirty, tbh.

Berbatov, obviously.

Not really our fans, but I hate "You've never won fuck all" If we could make a chant pointing out the use of a double negative in their chant, indicating that "never winning fuck all" means we've won something, I'd be forever grateful and would sing it 'til my lungs hurt. "That's a fucking doub-le negative" to the tune of "You're so shit it's unbelievable"