Keefaz

Parky offered to give him a half-price aura-reading and Benitez told him to fuck off. As for Dave... well, Dave just hates foreigners.

'Immense'

Pretty much anything those twats come up with actually. Maybe next time a player makes his debut we should just boo. Then sit back down in our seats and eat our prawn sarnies. Can't really see much wrong with that, tbh. Dunnah like, not too keen on prawn sarnies. Change it to ploughmans and we could be in business. Oops. Quoted the wrong post. You know what I meant, man.

Pretty much anything those twats come up with actually. Maybe next time a player makes his debut we should just boo. Then sit back down in our seats and eat our prawn sarnies. Can't really see much wrong with that, tbh.

Never been, like, but I would've thought there'd be some right cheap hovels in Moscow.

The change in the title race is only going to come when one of Nicky Butt's many long range attempts on goal flies into the top corner in the 90th minute on Monday (thus winning us the game) Unless they'd already put 20 past us. We'l beat them on Monday....fact Guaranteed to get thumped, now. Why don't you just camp out inbetween and go for a draw then ? Alright, 3-3 draw.

Depends if Drogba gets his leg snapped off by Steven Taylor.

The change in the title race is only going to come when one of Nicky Butt's many long range attempts on goal flies into the top corner in the 90th minute on Monday (thus winning us the game) Unless they'd already put 20 past us. We'l beat them on Monday....fact Guaranteed to get thumped, now.

Depends if we bum Chelsea.

I dunno. Maybe people would've said that about Barca.

Man Utd have more players I actually like, so I suppose I want them to win. There's barely a single Chelsea player who I actually like. Scratch that: I want both to lose, if possible.

Very little in it. Fucking hard to predict.

Aye, any old tosser could've brought the CL trophy to Porto.

Me too! I thought he was dying.

What you doing in the football forum? GET OUT!

Decent match so far. Chelsea deservedly in front.

It's shite, man.

Chelsea 22/1 to win on pens.

He isn't much cop, but it would be unfair to judge him on his appearances for Stoke so far. He's not even close to match-fit.

Think he's been top-notch this season, tbf.

Was actually very surprised by Darren Fletcher when he came on. Had the coolest head on the pitch and found his man everytime, even under pressure.

Thought Messi was mint, tbh, but although Ronaldo was quiet in comparison, I still think he had a decent enough game.

Surely all that writing can't be good for his bad finger?

Fucking nearly fell asleep waiting for our match.

Some people seem desperate to be away from London http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/7369321.stm