Keefaz

This. Looks a classier player from what I've seen of him and deserves a shot as Taylor hasn't exactly covered himself in glory this season.

I think he's mint. One of the few genuinely class signings we've made for a long time.

By the time Deco finally comes to us, he'll be 59.

I've not been blown away as yet, but as others have said, next season will be the test. Hope he can push on like Bernard did.

Best teeth in the league.

I'd be disappointed with a 0-0, but that's the way it goes sometimes. If we play well and don't lose, I'll be happy as it would be another decent performance, which is money in the bank, confidence-wise.

If Emre's the Turkish David Beckham, you're the Turkish Lee Trundle.

Can't recall him ever having a great game. Injured constantly. Shit moustache. Get rid.

Ouch! We have a winner. I did say it, but I can't remember if I was being serious at the time. I believe it was in reply to a Man Utd fan.

I genuinely thought Big Sam was going to save us. I predicted that Shola would have a great season for the past two seasons. I said Berbatov wasn't up to much. I said that I'd rather have Laurent Robert than Ryan Giggs. Think that's about it. Right about most things.

Bobby got the best out of him, so did Souness at times but you can't keep hitting out at people all of the time or they'll get pissed off and rebel. Quite right. We saw the Robert/Bellamy problems coming a mile off. God, I can't bear to think about it. 'Proper players'.

I think his motivation had gone at the end, I think Souness knocked it out of him. Tbf, I think even SBR struggled at times. He wasn't a very well-motivated player in general.

im new. but i really cant see why people think im a WUM. this is what ive said: -Lampard is fat. -drogba, terry, and lampard are OVERRATED, not rubbish. -Given is a average keeper. whats so unbelievable about that? Christ, don't get me involved.

Excellent, you ask the question and answer it. I'm like that round the house. 'Someone's left half a Dairy Milk here, can I eat it? Go on.'

Is teabag someone else or is he new?

If Ronaldinho can get linked with Spurs, can I nominate him as a realistic target? Go on.

Would be phenomenal if you could just send him on for set pieces.

Funny, was thinking exactly the same thing today. Wouldn't be surprised if it went either way: he gets a good pre-season under his belt and plays superbly next season or he rarely starts a game next season. Just doesn't seem to have the touch or awareness of old.

Eh? He's often been shite in away matches. Same as anyone else, plays much better with confidence.

Well said, bobblyrage. Even if you have a ridiculous name.

I think we'll thump them. Honestly. I agree. I'm not trying to jinx it or anything, I just honestly think that we'll win. Strange feeling, innit?

One of my favourite non-Toon players, but I don't need to see his cock, thanks.

I think we'll thump them. Honestly.

He's not a winger. Giggs is more of a winger than Ronaldo is. Cristiano's more of your modern-day, hard-working wide player.