Keefaz

Is he named after Solomon or the Sun?

Probably play a blinder.

Fuck off, Gordon, it's not going to happen. For starters, it's only by historical fluke that we have separate leagues at all. If FIFA got wind of it they'd be hankering for Team UK in the next World Cup.

It said 'Merry Xmas NUFC supporters!'. Bless.

Trying to steal a midget? These Celtic fans'll stoop to anything.

Great piece as in great reading for NUFC fans? Someone summarise. I'm too modern to read long things.

If you drink nothing but piss, you die. Presumably the same would true if you listened to nothing but Jet.

I voted right wing, but I thought it was about his political leanings.

Not really. This is how I thought Robert played in his last season for us. Ran up and down a tiny strip of grass and occasionally span around in a circle.

That first picture's awesome. Football: We LOVE IT! http://file019b.bebo.com/8/large/2007/07/27/17/14968498a5104121374l.jpg

Neither: 'you'd still be well within your rights to criticise'. Exclamation mark optional.

Thats f****** rediculous! Looks like Gooners can't spell either.... Beat me to it. Alright. That's it. You're both on the list.

Thats fucking rediculous! Tbf, if your 3 year-old came home with that on a sheet of paper in crayons, you still be well within your rights to criticise.

Depends on what we offered, I reckon. Be insane to pay through the nose for him, like.

Would definitely take him for a season and reassess at the end of it.

Bwahahaha! Fuck me. Imagine getting that. 'Hold on, you twat, you've spelt it wrong!'

I love the young'uns enthusiasm (sp) , they are the future of newcastle united. I will seriously stop posting on here about Toon Ultras and anything to do with our quiet fans , if someone can honestly give me a some real reasons why we are embarrasing , an doing the club no good , or if you were mature enough to , maybe give us some feedback on what we should change , or do? Not including a name change , as our name is pretty well known amongst toon fans now. We have a banner with our name on , an also a massive banner showing what our aim is!!!!! Ignore them, man. You should take some pride at least in winding a few auld gadgies up.

Nice: http://www.gbtattoos.co.uk/album/Football,%20Sport%20etc/slides/MILLWALL.JPG Actually, I mean: fucking horrible.

You don't have Keegan 7 on your home shirt by any chance do you? Don't tell him! He's obviously targetting you for some nefarious purpose.

Surely would never happen. A player that so past it that we failed to take him for nothing even when desperate.

I believe those things are true if you take war-time league fixtures into consideration or something.

That's terrible.

Still European football I suppose, which is a bigger stage. Know what you mean though, most of the teams we've played in recent years were tripe. When we played anyone half decent we went out. The UEFA Cup ain't bigger than the PL, not by a long way.

Redknapp is a stupid cunt Every week he taps someone up in the press with the phrase of choice being "He's a good little player, I like him" I don't think he has a right to question what anyone else says in the media He does when it's Niall Quinn whining about having to pay players to make them come to his club.

I'd take him, no doubt at all.