Keefaz

We need a RB, we don't Glen Johnson though, that'll only make things worse. Christ. Your weathergirl's a proper minger.

Surprised this comparison hasn't been made yet. Very similar in terms of playing style ('lazy') and NUFC career.

Used to know a drummer in a local death metal band who had a summer job dressing up as furry seal at the Sea Life Centre in Tynemouth.

Not sure about mascots. Wouldn't mind a couple knocking around the family enclosures as long as they bugger off at kick-off.

I thought people were just fucking up and forgetting to type their reply. Wasn't aware it was a genuine forum phenomenon.

Playing well? A flat track bully that has NEVER done it when it has mattered. I know f*** all about football then. I hate to put his name on this thread along side the bling w****** but compare Lord St Peter of Beardsleyand names from the past most of you will never have seen play for us in the 60's 70's and 80's who would give everything for this club and not ponce about for £80,000 a week. I hate to boo our own players and it achieves nowt but I have never considered Dire one of ours since the SBR debacle at the smogs. He's a waster, get rid asap. Skirge is right. People like you do know fuck all about football. Who were these players who gave everything? I did see those players from the 70s and 80s and in the main they were talentless. Clearly there are exceptions but if you are claiming you would rather have Tommy Cassidy or David McCreery than Kieron Dyer then you are barking mad. I have never seen Dyer slack on a pitch. Its one thing he cant be pulled up on in fact. absolute proof that you are from a different planet Was going to post something similar.

It's Christian Dailly in a swap for Dyer.

'PA Guy in jailbait scandal'

Wank Your Aunt?

He's both.

Big Sam's asked for something the new cheerleaders can bop along to.

No one apart from freaks and kids really celebrates a goal in a pre-season friendly. Even Steven Taylor would've run only the 3 times round the pitch.

He obviously wants to return to Italy as was already apparent when you consider the only places he's actually been seen in Newcastle are Italian restaurants. Fat bastard.

Whether it's true or not is one question, the other is: why doesn't Sam know?

So, do we think Man City are buying players we should've been in for?

Sounds like Sam is as in the dark as we are. Not a good sign.

Means nothing. Pele called him the great striker of 2007 the other day. Kiss of death, tbh.

Gudj has a semi-serious knee injury. Smokescreen, innit?

Maybe Mort and Ashley are just thick. Allardyce has been dropping these hints about funds/players all over the press, and they've been getting progressively more obvious. He's just needs to come out in The Sun and say 'Mort: get me Gudjohnsen and Heinze, thank you'. Pussyfooting motherfucker.

Seem to remember he was a semi-popular choice for potential Toon boss. Not that that proves anything, but so do I, which is why I'm glad we never got him.

Seem to remember he was a semi-popular choice for potential Toon boss.

He's not trying to fool anyone! It's a story. A daydream. Fiction.

Think Carr could come good. Played well after struggling at the end of last season. Absolutely crucial for his career to get it right this season, imo. I think it's too much to hope that Baba will get his act together as well.

Christ. It's like NO's own Tactics Truck or something.

Obviously bollocks. What the fuck we going to do with him?