Keefaz

You pedantic fuckers are gonna burn in hell!

Nice.

You think piss is pure water? Go for it! Chug it down, man.

Haven't heard this. Is there a link?

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine. is that your website keefaz? No, I take no credit for that. It's a great site.

Colours. ARRRRRRRGH!

Opposing managers know that the left-winger is going to cut inside and shoot = he's pretty useless there. That's what you're saying, ultimately. Name me a good left-winger that doesn't cut in and shoot; of course he will. Fortunately Milner has a very good shot on him. Really think you underrate Milner. Anyhow, it's such a tough question. He seems more effective on the left then he does on the right. People who say he can't cross are deluded. It's erratic, but 50% of the time his crosses are absolutely superb, and it'll be intriguing watching him cross balls for Owen and Viduka every week, as apposed to Martins, Dyer and Sibierski*. But i just don't know. That'd mean Milner on the left with Geremi on the right, but you could argue that Geremi should be in the centre. Meaning Milner left and Nobby right... Personally, i think we'd be more profitable of a N'Zogbia-left/Milner-right combo, rather than a Milner-left/Solano-right combo. The N'Zogbia situation is potentially going into the 'stupid' bracket again, trying to convert him into a left-back. He's a left-winger. He's been good as a left-winger. He's been average-to-dogshit everywhere else he's played. When consistently in the side, he's a mint left-winger. He even looked good against Hartlepool down the left. I've just got a feeling that Zoggy is rejuvinated under Allardyce and we've got a very good player on our hands again. Milner is more fruitful individually as a left-winger, but i think Zog on the left/Milner on the right would be more profitable on the whole, i reckon. *On a separate note to that, a ball-playing duo of Milner up-high, and Nobby from deep, is a mouth-watering prospect, imo. Milner's often crossed from his position on the left wing, from what I can remember. Two Luque goals on a plate from that position?

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine. Fucking Hell. Thats magic that. Straight into me favourites. I can test that nerd to hell on Monday now Cheers Keefaz May I also suggest that you bookmark www.newcastlestats.com, even though there's nothing there now. I heard that a really excellent site will be launched there in time for the Premier League kick-off.

www.toonstats.homestead.com is the place you need for stuff like this. I mean, if you don't have an incredible memory like mine.

It's true: I have an amazing memory in regards to Newcastle United. It's almost like having a searchable database of match results at my fingertips.

I thought he scored it? Arf!

Kevin Todd. Straight off my head.

Canny climb down, I like it. Well, I do find it boring, but I can live with it.

Who is 'it'? Poor soul. These grammar and punctuation wars have got to stop. It's about as boring as that superfan bollocks. Eh? It was just a shit gag. Wasn't being serious or anything, btw.

We'll be lucky to get through it without any more injuries. Wonder if Big Sam'll see it as an opportunity to experiment with formation a bit.

Madlibs?

Who is 'it'? Poor soul. These grammar and punctuation wars have got to stop. It's about as boring as that superfan bollocks.

Imagine going back to your gaff like that. The missus 'Christ, you smell like you've been bathing in piss.'

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OrvxwDLNS30&mode=related&search= Minging. That's rank. If I was one of the lads that got splashed with piss I'd give the chap a damn good dressing down.

Wasn't this time, but when they were down for the testimonial match, saw some lad--utterly wankered--punching his lass on Westgate Road. Saw him disappearing up the street as a load of Newcastle lads chased after him. I've had a good craic with a lot of Celtic fans, so I'd be loathe to tar them all with the same brush, but they do have a bad element on occasions like this.

Writ that wrong. I meant, at least when he plays at center-half he's Championship level.

Think Ramage is utterly, utterly abysmal at left-back but in the center he's at least championship standard.

No, man, he's just been a total stroller for 2 years.

Basically, some tramp/disadvantaged person in a dingy bedsit or something being forced/coerced to chant a Shepherd Out song.

Is it you coercing this tramp, then? No i just found it on youtube before....you think it was like? Not really. What's it say on the T-shirt? Can't really read it myself. Edit: Looks like youchav.com