Keefaz

You won't be able to flog Owen. There won't be anyone interested once City sign Tevez. :parky: Yet another night Dr. Spec is stuck in the house tripping off his face on mouldy orange peel. It's sad.

Eto'o. It's in the bag, man.

It's safest places to go out, or something.

It must've taken him all of 10 minutes to do that.

That was it? All I heard was a shit intro to an average 90s rock song.

The lager in there is absolutely fucking vile.

at David Gest and Sissoko What's he doing, the muppet?!

'AND HE DOES BACKFLIPS!!!'

Yes. Bring back Barnes and Rush! Barnes has let himself go, like. He's one of the fattest ex-footballers I've seen.

Good shout: great match.

I think it's alright, tbh. They've kept individual stands instead of another fucking bowl, it seems.

I enjoyed that game a while back when Man Utd played Real Madrid after getting their arse kicked in Spain, and it was basically attacking non-stop the entire match. Ended 4-3 or something, Beckham came off the bench to score twice.

So what the fuck have we been laughing at all day?!

I know a lot of people are going to say the Feyenoord match, because it had everything, but one of my favourites was when we beat Arsenal at Highbury when SBR give his mini-speech about being good losers.

The kind of idiot who knows it's the only way he's going to get Owen to sign.

I suspect many players do, but we're talking about large sums in order to trigger these release clauses, not the paltry prices we've been forced into agreeing to.

Not much chance of that being activated.

Is that his release clause, like?

I agree, it is a gamble. Less of a gamble with Allardyce after his experiences Campo, Hierro, etc.

sucessive relegations for them then? Considering he didn't get Fulham relegated with no backing and having to sell his best players, no. I like the way people are saying good news for him when it's a league down. Good club, though, and a good challenge. Prefer that over the likes of Sheffield United, etc.

Oooo explain please? I concur. He's obviously desperate to get out of it.

Fuck that! Where's my quick-fix solution to our defensive problems?

Man Utd Chelsea Liverpool Arsenal Spurs Aston Villa Newcastle Blackburn Man City Portsmouth Everton West Ham Reading Bolton Middlesbrough Birmingham Sunderland Fulham Derby Wigan

I suspect there's an extra zero in there somewhere. Canny job for the Cookie, like.