Keefaz

Yarp. Felt sorry for him today a bit, as he looked well off the pace despite giving his all.

Thought Derby played, well, btw.

Smith was shit again. I'm not too downhearted: we ALWAYS lose matches like this. Also, who the hell does Rozey think he is? Beckenbauer?

who then goes onto the right? take smith of and move geremi onto the right imo. There's been no one on the right the entire first half, why change?!

I'd take off Geremi and move Smith into CM as there's no pace in there at all at the minute. Having said that, no one's been any good, tbh. All our set-pieces have been shit. Geremi looked excellent initially at taking set-pieces, but he's been shit of late. Big Sam needs to kick some arses.

Yet another match where I can't be 100% sure Alan Smith is actually playing.

6-1, sorry. I'm sure they're all trying their hardest, or something equally condescending.

5-1, even. Argentina are shite.

Shevchenko's got to win. Utterly hopeless.

Aye. That bit on The Word, remember? Rank.

they did at SJP through the nearly 80's. they'd go round the cinder track selling bags of crisps etc. Imagine calling down from the top of L7: GET UZ A BAG OF SMOKEY BACON, WILL YA?

That Ghana keeper.

Ghana v Canada: about 20 supporters in the ground. There's something distinctly clumsy looking about women footballers. How's it possible that the men look so much more elegant? The lasses run like they're in treacle.

Brazil have some minging players. And women goalkeepers are unbelievably shit. These are the best in the world, ffs.

Guy Mowbray being a right condescending cunt in this women's football.

Fucking balls about Heskey. Gives McLaren a perfect excuse to pick favourites now.

Andy O'Brien:

What happened to that female commentator?

Don't like this ref at all.

Aye. Shame he misses so many.

Spurs look alright going forward.

Just going by the highlights, like, Spurs could easily have won this.

So, hold on. He's not actually a bummer?

I've sat all over and I don't think I've ever had a bad view. Some have been better than others, but none of them minging.

Sheffield United aren't doing too well. Is it the strip?