Keefaz

I think my wild card will be Monaco. Even if the match is shit: fuck it, you're still in Monaco.

Why are people picking Arsenal for 'the quality of the football' and not picking Man Utd who also play some of the best football in the country?

Oldham?

Dougal, this cow is small. Those ones are far away. Small... Far away.

Not recommended if you're half-cut and you have to get up those stairs in a hurry...

Millwall? The mind boggles.

In the current squad? Probably Milner.

Tbh, Owen got an assist today as well. And stats pre-match said he covered the most ground out of any of our players vs Israel bar Barry and Gerrard (I think).

Basically, Heskey's come in, saved McLaren's job and is probably going to get the heave-ho. Poor fucker.

Yeah? I'd say that in the last World Cup and European Championships finals, he was fairly useless. The one where he broke his knee, you mean? Can hardly expect him to do the business on crutches.

and last season ? we know he can be great but overall.............juries out! Aye, and five years ago he was f****** shocking, tbh. Couldn't even make the reserves. was he,honestly cant remember,remember him killing us up here in the 4-3 a while back You know what I mean, player's change. his last season for citeh he was very good till the transfer talk,he's been pants for chelsea till this season. the best way to judge a player is on recent form,as such he is englands first choice right sided midfielder Um. I see. Well, that was my point, you wazzock.

I say Owen. His scoring record proves that he has to play when fit.

and last season ? we know he can be great but overall.............juries out! Aye, and five years ago he was f****** shocking, tbh. Couldn't even make the reserves. was he,honestly cant remember,remember him killing us up here in the 4-3 a while back You know what I mean, player's change.

Which to drop then? Someone who makes few and scores many, or someone who makes many and scores few? We'll have to choose the right team for the situation. It's not a problem. Some teams aren't going to fall for the Heskey/Owen combination. I can't imagine getting much change out of Italy where we might need a bit of magic from Rooney to make something spark. The problem is that Rooney spark might create a chance for someone else. Who else can finish like Owen? It's a weird one. Tbh, I would always play Owen.

and last season ? we know he can be great but overall.............juries out! Aye, and five years ago he was fucking shocking, tbh. Couldn't even make the reserves.

I haven't got anything against Crouch. I just fucking hate him.

Which to drop then? Someone who makes few and scores many, or someone who makes many and scores few? We'll have to choose the right team for the situation. It's not a problem. Some teams aren't going to fall for the Heskey/Owen combination. I can't imagine getting much change out of Italy where we might need a bit of magic from Rooney to make something spark.

You'd drop Owen after three goals in two games? For Rooney, yes. No offence, but you're mental.

I don't care if Crouch is better with the ball at his feet than Heskey. The good thing about Heskey is that he can control every ball hit up to him and lay it off and do it all day. Crouch can't fucking do that, he just gives away fouls and is poor in the air in comparison.

Drop Owen when Rooney starts banging them in with regularity. Which will be never.

Think Ashton's an excellent player, tbh. Dunno if he's overrated.

When's that from? 2005 International Footballers Charades Cup

Tbh, putting a tenner on Albania to beat Holland is a little...

Can't agree about Barry, mate. You might have a point with Heskey, but it's his place to lose as the minute. I don't fancy him up against top class opposition, but there's no way he should be dropped at the mo, imo.