toontownman

RIP Always excited when he was linked to us numerous times, even in his later years. Would have loved him here. He was pure class. Hard worker and archetypal cliche "get the supporters off their feet" skills but still delivered in other areas of his game. Tragically young.

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Keep clicking keep me in a job.

Rush hour at 5pm the roads will be gridlocked.

Why wait till 5pm ffs. Just post it now you cunts. Dont have to respond to any questions after 5.

Nah. You've been Khaled on mate.

For fuck sake next we will be told this cunt isn't even human. It genuinely wouldn’t surprise me if he doesn’t actually exist To be fair the whole debacle is like we are being bought by Keyser Söze.

Different guy.

This is total mayhem! Absolutely no-one has a clue what the heck is going on. Ashley's regime simply won't comment. Half the journo's don't even know who the guy is, the other half are in contact with his group, if it is his group they are in contact with. One side saying one thing another the other. It's bonkers. There is major mischief making either way.

This whole thread is like I went for a glorious transfer bath, then woke up remembering I am actually still immersed in beans raising money for children in need.

Why wasnt the first step checking that they weren't mackems on the wind up. Would have saved time. Takeover or not the most important thing is securing Rafa. Add another week at least on to sorting that out.

Quick sell Ayoze now in case they do. Honestly how easily the press and everyone else is misled.

More than that club sources confirmed talks and haven't denied anything. I did get s packet of straws out of the cupboard too.

Like it. Fixed it though.

Exactly this... you would think..

OK its on BBC. I believe its happening. I don't believe it won't fall apart but I believe the talks are happening!

I'd imagine any club could pick him up for quite cheap these days.

Rafa obviously accepted Ashleys demands and was ready to sign a new contract. "I didn't think he would say yes? Quick make up some takeover nonsense to stall everything until he goes away or I can find another way to fuck him off."

She is trying not to burst into laughter and turn into Nelson Muntz.

Ashley and the sheik both enjoying the bank holiday together and daring each other to hit dial on rafas number, while giggling like school girls watching the internet explode.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/05/26/newcastle-refuse-comment-reports-mike-ashley-has-sold-club-350m/ Most likely scenario.. "Neither of the two groups known to Telegraph Sport to be interested in a takeover are involved with bin Zayed Al Nehayan and were as surprised as anyone when claims he had agreed to sell the club were made on Sunday night. And one even went so far as to suggest the story was an attempt to put pressure on them to agree to Ashley’s terms for a deal to go through."

The fact they are quoting it means they trust there is something in the sun article. Still don't believe it mind.

At least we know why Rafa was on his phone now. That was bothering me.

Fuck off with this. As if it's happening. Likely a jilted mackem clutching at straws to wind us up.