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Into em lad.

Howld on, why don’t people realise it’s a parody of their patter around some of our key local players really being MLF?

He'll probably buy Wigan now so he can tear that statue down and hit it with those dreadful black loafers.

Howay, man.

Anyone know if Bradford claim him as their own?

Turned into a right wanker since he started his "High Performance" shite. He'd even stand out as an up-himself bellend on LinkedIn.

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Arguably a bigger witch than Janey. Aye, gan on daft cunts. You can taddle on me on RTG.

RTG is absolutely fewmin about Fender like. Thread up to 19 pages now.

Putting money in wasn't Ellis Short's issue, just that he hired absolute dunderheads in key positions. If he'd had Speakman, for example, things would have been significantly different.

Still not as good as Alex Ferguson imo.

Reading between the lines on the N’Dong/M’Vila history, M’Vila commanded huge wages which the club couldn’t afford and the N’Dong signing was instalments over about 8 years so was a more attractive financial package for cash flow. Just it turned out that N’Dong was absolute bobbins.

What a miserable bastard.

Christ, if Phil Neville hadn’t been sacked he’d be managing him. Messi will get his choice of manager now though.

Savage is one of those awful cunts who demands to be the centre of attention at every opportunity. Would be telling you to hold the two cherries in the boozer. The cunt.

“So has Declan Rice.” He’s been absolutely shite.

State of Savage.

Should have brought back the Cup Winner’s Cup instead of this shitshow.

Sit down Robbie.

What was it about his banter Tuxedos with The Chancellor told you he didn't want to be here? Most of that boils down to man management. Can't imagine McClaren being as personable as Howe.

Replace it with a park at the Gallowgate to about the halfway line and a fan park closer to the new ground. Should keep the residents of Leazes Terrace happy.

Thauvin had obvious talent. Would have been better being managed by Eddie rather than an absolute roaster like McClaren.

Said it before that Leazes Park is the only space I would accommodate moving to out of all suggested so far. Outside of the obvious moving Leazes Terrace to Beamish brick-by-brick, of course.

DJ Otzi at 1000 decibels.