Sima

Ah, those seats where the restaurant is? Saw Le Tissier in there for the Southampton semi, don't think he caught me aiming an injection mime at him.

Christ. Not a good look. Going to kill the atmosphere if there's a middle section in The Gallowgate full of corporate shitmunchers.

"Own Golf? I'm afraid that's impossible, sir." "I beg to differ, PIF achieved that feat no more than an hour ago"

£7K? Surely not. ?

Can't wait to see Benzema at the front of the dressing room photos like.

I still remember them selling David Luiz to PSG for £50m.

Red.

Fastest final goal ever.

Wow.

Class. NO Book Club.

Hilarious how I still get under their skin like

Has the bore hole been upgraded?

Don’t agree with ripping off a mackem chant like.

NO drinking game - Drink a shot every time Shola says "As you can see"

How does Frank Chipperfield get the reach he does, man?

Literally 10 seconds extra added on.

How is that a foul?

Dan Burn got a bet on?

This referee.

Our set pieces are a proper disgrace.

Murphy rolling back the years to his “double sub with Wood” form.

No one around their player when he pulled it out of the sky there.

Come on Bournemouth ffs.

Had it on for about a minute and they wanted two pens in that period.