Sima

Rory Stewart running the line.

Neto will be Salah’s replacement I reckon.

Looks like you’re wearing hovercrafts.

Karma for Wily Boly all this.

Goodman fewmin.

What a fucking wank goal to concede. Shit from Pope.

Bruno has been unreal so far.

Trippier having an absolute shitter

Hopefully they’ll leave holes coming forward.

Fuck's gan on with Botman?

They would if fans paid £2K a season for a rail seat. We’ll see where their priorities lie with next seasons ST prices if we finish in the top 6 again.

Dresses with the same mentality that The Queen did

They were unsold blocks returned by Crystal Palace. One of two things have happened: If the club have bunged these unsold blocks in with the rest of the randomly allocated ballot it's absolutely idiotic. If people with kids have willingly bought tickets in a safe standing area running the risk that their kid can't see any of the game due to standing in front of them it's absolutely idiotic.

Seeing people sitting down in the L7 standing area last Saturday was wild. You must have a metal bar right in your eyeline but god forbid you stand to remedy it. Make that whole corner safe standing imo.

Home is a write-off Away needs thicker hoops and the trefoil Lose the gradient on the third I'd actively encourage the trefoil down the sleeves Bukta-style on next season's home shirt.

Noticed they had the highlights of the other games on the screen at the side of The Leazes. They could at least have put some commentary on to have a bit of audio. Sidenote - I'd have thought that screen would have been updated by now. Was like watching a moving stamp from The Milburn

Never change, Joey. What an absolute knacker.

Joelinton throwback.

I remember that pre-bond/Platinum Club. That one block of The Milburn nearest the new Leazes Stand used to be absolutely bouncing.

Problem with that is that they will sell all of the seats but there'll be single seats dotted around everywhere because people are looking for a 2 or 3, even 4+ Didn't have that issue with standing as you would just wedge yourself in somewhere and people would shuffle across slightly to accommodate.

Thought the house music was a bit odd when the teams were warming up like

And if the 10am timing is an issue, hold back tickets for a 7pm slot.

On this, it's a bit hard to clap when you're being asked to hold up a card for a display tbf. Could be a reason.

That's a pretty sizeable bet. Must be with a luxury bookie.

Even Saturday was like last night for the most of it. Too many old cunts in the ground moaning, too many cunts expecting us to now steamroller teams and worst of all too many day-trippers who spend most of the time on their phones recording large sections of the game not really caring about the result.