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My mate has the use of a lad’s season ticket who lives in France (he comes back for a couple of games a season) My mate paid to be on the cup scheme (going to every hone game). Cunt with the ST has only gone and said he wants to go to the final and taken the ticket. What a wanker.

Fail. Unsurprising. Would love to see the breakdown of applications/attendance of the est. 800 that got one.

Happy Pot 6 rejection day everyone.

It was the other way around iirc.

Not the United! TOON! though.

So (I'm presuming) muslims have stopped warning of bombs going off in shopping centres then? Worrying.

She’ll be devastated we’re getting a new ground before Chelsea.

I wish he’d fuck off with the “Geordie Brexit” shit. Especially because the opposite result would be a catastrophe this time.

“Am I a joke to you?”

Think we should go with a total banter team here. Not a chance in the world we win this. Dubravka Trippier Krafu Re-sign Dummett Targett Longstaff Miley Harrison Osula Wilson Barnes

Sodomy

Doku.

Ugh, “Fletch” will have his strides around his ankles for the full 90 here.

Doku is proper shit.

If hypothetically we were 3-0 up at Wembley with 20 minutes to go, I wouldn’t be confident of us seeing it out. Game management is a concern.

Second half was an absolute fucking embarrassment.

They’ll have to sell a toilet brush for £400m.

We’ll still be playing at SJP in the 2035/36 season.

Annoys me no end that Chelsea are in that tournament.

I hope Charlotte gets asked if she's got a ticket for Wembley.

Villa's run to the quarters has been a piece of piss compared to what we were up against last season.

Necks are massive on the snide stuff for kids. It's the single biggest flaw imo.

The atmosphere is rank, full of either whinging old cunts or cunts that are barely interested in the game. ENJOY THE GAME

Probably at 10am so it’s the same time as the Brighton GS…

Leicester 1-2 Brentford Everton 2-0 Man United Arsenal 1-0 West Ham Bournemouth 4-0 Wolves Fulham 1-2 Palace Ipswich 2-2 Spurs Southampton 0-3 Brighton Villa 2-0 Chelsea Newcastle 0-3 Forest Man City 3-2 Liverpool