Sima

Is it not possible to completely excavate/rebuild the metro station into new foundations? Would cost a fortune like.

And watching his favourite DVD- The Best of Womanchester United.

Funniest part was when that weird cunt Zig81 thought I was a bloke called Keith. He was weirdly obsessed with asking where where my missus worked as well.

Even though it was a short burst and he wasn’t the same player for us after that LC game against Arsenal, Ginola for me like.

Personally I’d rather wait a window or two and get someone to replace Schar in the first XI.

That was because of Lille's accountancy period iirc.

Nee way I'm going to be sweating over this all weekend.

That's not a real accent. Bet he's called Derek and works in Sambuca.

Copium

Chiesa has basically been my dream semi-realistic signing since we were taken over from what I saw in the Euros. You couldn’t peel me off the ceiling if we signed him.

Might as well go and get Chiesa to help him settle.

It's the roaster that always wears the turtle necks that I can't bear.

I believe that Milan were formed on the basis of some Sunderland fans wearing their red and white kits down the coal mines and then donating them to the locals. Hence the red and black stripes, marra. This is not the story officially, of course, but three erstwhile Sunderland historians know the real story.

Did they do their usual thing where if they are stuck for options they either ask "why are you here anyway?" or go crying to the mods asking for you to be banned?

If we’re going to do the snide loan thing, Bernardo Silva is the player to do it with.

I think 11 will be available for Gordon to take by the time the numbers are confirmed.

How reliable are Mediaset? Can I run the bath?

Decent back-up to Longstaff. I’ll take him.

“Wallsend Mag and his last stand on Hendrick Hill”

Can’t think of the Community Shield now without thinking of Griezmann being absolutely buzzing at winning it with us a few times on his Football Manager save.

David Craig stays. Presumably Sky are playing the long game and are going to cash in on some sweet ivory when the time comes.

Agreed. Hendrick is dogmeat and Sunderland’s midfield is decent for that league.

That thought has crossed my mind. Rumours of Koulibaly, Mendy and Ziyech to Bournemouth on loan too.

Wonder if it’s linked to that story floating about over the last 24 hours?