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‘Manc Ashley’ is snappier, no?

That Larry Onion is an absolute clown.

Same was said about Man City. Fully expecting us to be as limp-dicked against these. In both games.

They’re the 3rd shorts from 22/23, no?

Gordon forgotten how to look along his line?

Gordon is hanging out of his arse. Get him off.

Ederson’s distribution is obscene.

A SHOT

Just fucking kicked him. Dirty cunt.

Bruno injuring himself trying leave one on an opponent.

Sick of rolling over at this place.

Fuck off Willock.

Never a FK.

I fear for Hall against Salah.

We haven’t put any pressure on them from the off, let them pick passes at will. It’s like we’re a Bruce team and we’re playing their treble-winning team.

Just give him a hat trick.

Fuck this.

Letting a Gundogan with no legs run the midfield.

Useless.

Just letting Ederson find whoever he wants. Put some pressure on.

Shite from Gordon.

Pathetic by trippier.

These are vulnerable as fuck and we’re letting them have the ball.

Are you just going to PayPal me the shirts first and you’ll send someone to pick them up, aye?

Hanging outside the ground now. Nee wonder Blue Moon goes on about tourists, mind.