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It's arguable whether he's even the best at Chelsea IMO. It isn't even arguable tbh

Official statements reserved for whites only tbh

My personal favourites are the OMG THICK MAG!!111!!!111 or DELUSIONAL SKUNK!!!111111!!11oneoneeleven Seriously man, perfect case for if you say something enough, you can brainwash enough morons.

We've had much worse pitches in the last few years. Our pitch had green and brown stripes tbh

Keane has nothing on The Mattrix tbh

No

One of the most cultured players I have seen play for Newcastle.

Chelsea complaning about someone else undermining the integrity of anything is the sheer definition of irony tbh

Free Ticket Mags?

Fucking hell.

Kelly v Portsmouth

because it wasn't by David Beckham. I've got that on video by the way but have absolutely no idea how to upload it 1993: *Lee shoots and scores from behind the half-way line* Ref: No goal Lee: What ref? why? Ref: Because you're not David Beckham Lee: Who the f*** is David Beckham? Ref: Someone 17 year-old who will score a goal like that in over 3 years time Lee: No bother, cheers for letting me know.

Given Beye Cacapa Faye Enrique Geremi Barton Emre Milner N'Zogbia Owen

Tyree's catch tbh

Eh? Were were spending just as much if not more than Man Utd around 1996 so not sure you can say that.

You think Lampard is better than Gerrard tbh Opinion void.

Every single one of those captions is cringetastic btw.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7906/010278358690100jj9.gif Please don't hotlink from the official site. Ta.

Fair enough, maybe the caps argument is a little shaky. But you certainly look a better individual playing in a better team. For example would Ronaldo look as good for us as he does for Man Utd considering our mongs wouldn't be able to run onto his passes and anticipate what he is thinking as well as the likes of Rooney and Tevez? Maybe it's a bit of siege mentality coming in when people dismiss the Neville brothers out of hand, moreso Gary Neville. Just smacks of listening to cretinous opinion and taking it on board (after Phil's tackle in Euro 2000, etc)

You could easily level the same question about "taking them out of a decent team" at Zambrotta and Cafu btw. Who also have/have had the luxury of playing for superior national teams than Neville

Now don't get me wrong, nothing pisses me off more than people who say Gary Neville is s***, because he looks like a rat and comes across as a tosser. He's a magnificent full back, steady reliable, he gets abused for his crossing, but sometimes it's as good as a winger. However the best England right back ever ;D ;D younguns. You never heard of Viv Anderson, as good a player as Neville is/was, he wouldn't have got a look in in front of Viv at his peak, or a true legend of the game like Jimmy Armfield, I think people like talking s*** to get noticed to be honest. I refuse to accept this lad isn't a clueless wum, I'm new to these boards, am I right? Nostalgia clouding your judgment tbh. Neville has more England Caps than them, won more trophies and now captains one of the worlds biggest teams. Who on earth slates Neville for his crossing anyway? Apart from morons?

Captains the team sitting 4th in the table But, if that's average to you, then I'd hate to think what s*** was.

Put him in any other squad and he'd be no better than average. Solid? yes. Best in the world? Not a chance. Phil Neville, who has less ability than his brother, got moved on and I wouldn't class him as average tbh So, your point kind of falls down here.

See I love this utterly clueless mentality that suggests Gary Neville isn't world class when has consistently performed for one of the worlds best teams over a 10 year period. Probably the best English right-back of all time as well.