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Did they do their usual thing where if they are stuck for options they either ask "why are you here anyway?" or go crying to the mods asking for you to be banned?

If we’re going to do the snide loan thing, Bernardo Silva is the player to do it with.

I think 11 will be available for Gordon to take by the time the numbers are confirmed.

How reliable are Mediaset? Can I run the bath?

Decent back-up to Longstaff. I’ll take him.

“Wallsend Mag and his last stand on Hendrick Hill”

Can’t think of the Community Shield now without thinking of Griezmann being absolutely buzzing at winning it with us a few times on his Football Manager save.

David Craig stays. Presumably Sky are playing the long game and are going to cash in on some sweet ivory when the time comes.

Agreed. Hendrick is dogmeat and Sunderland’s midfield is decent for that league.

That thought has crossed my mind. Rumours of Koulibaly, Mendy and Ziyech to Bournemouth on loan too.

Wonder if it’s linked to that story floating about over the last 24 hours?

Into em lad.

Howld on, why don’t people realise it’s a parody of their patter around some of our key local players really being MLF?

He'll probably buy Wigan now so he can tear that statue down and hit it with those dreadful black loafers.

Howay, man.

Anyone know if Bradford claim him as their own?

Turned into a right wanker since he started his "High Performance" shite. He'd even stand out as an up-himself bellend on LinkedIn.

N and an E and a wubble you C A and an S and a T, L, E U, N, T, T, E, D Newcastle Unted FC FC FC FC FC

Arguably a bigger witch than Janey. Aye, gan on daft cunts. You can taddle on me on RTG.

RTG is absolutely fewmin about Fender like. Thread up to 19 pages now.

Putting money in wasn't Ellis Short's issue, just that he hired absolute dunderheads in key positions. If he'd had Speakman, for example, things would have been significantly different.

Still not as good as Alex Ferguson imo.

Reading between the lines on the N’Dong/M’Vila history, M’Vila commanded huge wages which the club couldn’t afford and the N’Dong signing was instalments over about 8 years so was a more attractive financial package for cash flow. Just it turned out that N’Dong was absolute bobbins.

What a miserable bastard.

Christ, if Phil Neville hadn’t been sacked he’d be managing him. Messi will get his choice of manager now though.