Sima

All started so promising this morning at 9am.

Used to love a Dekka v Opposition physio race at the match like.

Not another fucking strain.

Beyond teasing it about an hour ago Sky haven’t reported it.

‘and here we go’ Fuck off, man. Drip.

#wait

Also highly likely that it’s literally bollocks.

Who’s he? Any good?

Chelsea.

Should have asked him if he’ll keep in touch with Dennis Wise after he recommended a wig supplier.

NWOAT

Who gives a fuck about Lewandowski and Haaland today, man?

Hamann’s Hairpiece

Bang on like. Carless Keith has read this place and has just put that out there to keep us hooked.

Should be all over this.

Very ‘Stewart Donald and Will Grigg’

As if Levy will even entertain us

Wish I had your confidence.

No chance we get Ziyech, man.

Chelsea going for Dembele.

Timewasting cunts.

Daniel Levy - Master Negotiator.

We’re ridiculously light if we don’t get another forward in and the recent appointments at the bottom are a concern. I was hoping we’d be able to pull Everton in but I’d be overjoyed if we’d have signed Alli and VdB.

Only if we stay up.

Jesus, what a tragic fall from Grace for Ramsey. The ‘and here we go’ patter from Romano is pure cringe at this point.