Sima

Who the fuck is that Arsenal keeper?

Alan McNally jizzing over Liverpool.

Firmino’s pen was worse than Bruno’s.

Aye looked like he skied it.

We’ll either get Man City away or a shocker of a trip like Southampton or Brighton.

This West Ham/Blackburn shootout

NEEEK POPE

Stutter run up. Sell.

“Arrrr…Howay man. FUCK OFF!”

Jow goes close.

That Botman chant is wank.

Palace fucking on at the edge of their area. We’d have scored by now if our purples were playing.

Dan Burn’s heading ability is piss poor.

Got a feeling the draw could open up massively tonight. Loss on pens

Always suspected he’d be a fan of Grimes and Corcoran, like.

Graeme Scott is a wanker, I just need reminded why…

Mad how the EFL don’t utilise their iFollow service for this.

I’d do this if I wasn’t sitting in a train on the way back up to Central.

Divine.

Loads of gadgies all over the North East sat in their car on their driveways

I think someone just touched Ando’s dick.

I think the last time I listened to NUFC on the radio was in Dobsons for the Solano 1-0 mackem game.

ARRRGGGHHH JUST GET IT IN THE NET

Unsurprising